My brothers do shit like this to each others facebook all the time. Brother A) has been a fan of moobs, bondage and shemales. Brother B) is a member of the rainbow connection, a fan of leather daddies, and whatever stereotypically gay thing a straight man could find. Not to mention the status updates. Someday though its gonna end in a fist fight. Probably at a thanksgiving/christmas/whatever dinner.
My brother once logged on to my Facebook account and posted status updates strongly implying that I preferred the company of men. We both had a good laugh about it, but then I felt I had to get him back because we’ve always had good times pranking each other, seeing if we can top the other’s prank.
So anyway, I logged in to his account and sent some private messages to his neighbor’s wife; silly stuff like “last night was wonderful” and “I hope your husband doesn’t find out about us.” It was pretty hilarious if I do say so myself. I think he found it pretty funny too, because he called me a few days later and he must have been laughing really hard because he almost sounded like he was crying. He said something about helping and I think he said the joke really killed him or words to that effect…it was really hard to hear what he was saying because I think he had the TV volume up way too high, because there was a lot of screaming and what sounded like a chainsaw in the background. I tried to get him to turn it down, but he hung up on me mid-sentence. Kind of a dick move, but he probably wanted to pay attention to the movie.
After about a week, he hadn’t called again and hadn’t done anything to prank me back, so I was getting a little paranoid about what he was planning. I went by his house, but he wasn’t home. I did see his neighbor struggling with some garbage bags, and offered to help out. His shirt was covered in blood because I guess he had really bad allergies and had a nosebleed. That guy really needs to see a doctor about that!
Anyway, I helped him get the garbage bags into the backyard and threw them into a hole he had dug. He said he was having a dispute with the sanitation department and was burying his trash until they agreed to start service again. Lousy government, always screwing with the little guy. Anyway, the bags were surprisingly heavy, but with the two of us working together it was quick work. We buried the bags to keep the raccoons from getting at them, and I went on my way.
It’s been a few weeks now and I still haven’t heard from my brother. I just know that with this kind of lead time, his prank is going to be a real doozy!
Sensible Madness – I suspect your brother is buried under ideas on getting back at you … brace yourself! His neighbour’s nosebleed could also be symptomatic of high blood pressure, and not allergies. Really, quit being so naive!
And I suspect Mike really wanted to say “Evil”. Though he had a good alibi. Good man.
OK an expletive is a sentence filling word that holds no value. An expletive can also be a way of expressing emotion. So does that mean that Marcelo was overwhelmed with joy by saying ‘Fucking A’ before claiming that it wasn’t him that posted his status?
If i have the ‘Fucking A’ emotional expression wrong, then i have deciphered it incorrectly from Clerks 2.