Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Taxi Cab Confessions

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  1. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

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  2. Maybe Megan had no cash for the fare. That’s the best part of being a taxi driver.

  3. Hey, taxi drivers need some too… Megan is an american hero… getting pussy to all of those in need

  4. HA! the cab driver. fantastic.

  5. classic story :)

  6. Oh………… Megan is DTF…..
    Yes, I just quoted Jersey Shore…..big whoop, wanna fight about it? :P

  7. @6 And then you quoted Family Guy. Yes, I want to fight about it.

  8. @7………well spotted! :)

  9. Best new reality show.

  10. Is it just me, or is Thom kind of an asshole? Why is it his business who Megan brings to her house? Yes, it’s funny that it’s the cab driver, but unless she’s his girlfriend he doesn’t have any right to be so judgmental. Are you just mad it wasn’t you, Thom?

    Isn’t DTF from Superbad?

  11. Thom is not judgmental, he’s just observing how funny Megan is.

    And he’s her friend, how else would Megan tell him this.

    I bet she had sex btw. Some girls are like that, they won’t admit anything, i can’t understand why.

  12. @11 I can’t imagine why women wouldn’t want to admit to sleeping with you.

  13. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Lol.

  14. Oh thank you MissCalifornia ♥ :D

  15. At least she didn’t beat him up à la Patrick Kane.

  16. I’m trying to shoe-horn in a “You lookin’ at me?” reference but fucked if I can find any kind of context.

    …and I’m a lazy twat.

  17. A TAXI DRIVER? I’m sure there are worse …. try a coal man.

  18. Megan – ‘Go on then i’ll let you fuck me, but how long is this gonna take?’

    Taxi man – ‘i’ll be there in about 10 minutes.’

    More like half an hour the lying cunt.

  19. “It’s on its way” “I’ll send another one” fnarr fnarr

  20. I have started to hit on taxi drivers as a ploy to get out of paying the fare. When I’m within walking distance of my destination I’ll hit them with the old “I’ll be your first virgin, I swear to Allah.” Usually they just brush it off, but sometimes they get so angry they kick me out and I don’t have to pay. But my bluff has been called a couple times as well, which is always a pain in the ass.

  21. Thom, I hate your name. I will forever pronounce it as Thom, and not the Tom your parents were going for.

    Um…wtf Kenny. Bad prostitute joke?

  22. @21- So in school, I’m curious, how did you pronounce the name “Thomas Jefferson?” Thomas is the appropriate spelling, and Thom is just a shortened version of that. I don’t see the problem…

  23. @22 I get your point with the shortened Thomas but the use of the name Thom seems to be a new thing with the idiot parents that want old names for their kids but want a different way to spell it.

  24. DTF was invented way before Jersey Shit…

  25. I been sayin’ DTF for at least 6 years now and I’m only 20. Me and my guy once had these two girls come over, both sayin they’re DTF, and what do you know, they sure weren’t lying! He knew both the girls but I didn’t know either of them. The sexy one out of the two was DTF for me, and sucks for my buddy cuz he knew both of them but got stuck with the ugly one..HA! sucker!

  26. purebs, Thom was not necessarily the name the parents gave.

    Don’t you know you can register to fb with any name you want?

  27. Thom is just an adapted version of Tom. Possibly a bit of a regional thing? I know it’s popular in certain parts of the UK.

  28. OMG, I KNOW WHO THIS IS!!!! Hilarious.

    Thom is actually quite a nice guy, and is not being malicious. Megan and him are both from the UK so can’t really be American heroes – sorry. Also, get over how his name is spelt just because it’s not as common.

    I am now off to Facebook to take the piss out of him.

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