Monday, October 19, 2009

Tastes Like Feet…

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  1. Goat’s cheese tastes like feet.

  2. oh. my. god.

  3. Fuckin’ ‘ell.

  4. “in sometime they can be hurted”? “thnx for understanding!!!!!!!”?

    Morality lessons from someone who can’t spell, can’t type and has a fondness for over-punctuation = lame

  5. Who liked it??

  6. What a thick bitch, in many, many ways.

  7. @Matt I just copped that. I hope they just didn’t know what he meant.

  8. The “Tastes Like Feet” title is a tad confusing to me.

  9. @ Maggie

    I can’t think of any reason to “like” that status, it either looks like he’s talking about an ex girlfriend or (as we know) his dying sister. It’s a bit mean to like either of those!

  10. @ Waffley

    Maybe because somebody put their foot in their mouth……

  11. @ 8.Waffley “Tastes Like Feet” as in “Foot in mouth”

  12. @Lola

    That’s too clever for me.

  13. Foot in mouth.

  14. I was hoping these were about someone with a foot fetish.

  15. Oh. Now I’m lame. :(

  16. @Waffley

    No way, you’re way kewler than the jerks who got it.

  17. Damn… I would of bury myself….S-holes…. :/

  18. Land is a pretty ironic surname.

  19. @ Annette

    How can a surname be ironic?

  20. @Nate

    Their surname was Land, which is exactly what caused their deaths when screaming toward it at 300 miles per hour.

  21. coz they didnt land! they crashed and died you tard

  22. @Nate

    Fuck these clever assholes

  23. Chris is an a-hole. He could have phrased his status update differently.

  24. People often use “like”, when they agree.

    I’m sure the people are simply agreeing that it isn’t fair that Ryan’s sister is dying. They obviously don’t “like” it. Are you all really THAT new to facebook?

  25. I personally think that Angela needs to be bludgeoned.
    That’s just my opinion.

  26. Ryan looks like an emo kid, his status is more than likely an attempt at attention, like “look at me, i’m so vulnerable!”

    What I’m saying is, Emo kids should die.

  27. Both were…unexpectantly unexpected replies

  28. open foot…insert mouth.

  29. @Jonas

    I wish my hair was emo, so that it would cut itself.

  30. @Emmz

    I don’t see anything wrong with the way he phrased it. He capitalized Land properly and everything.

  31. Damn didn’t see either of them coming. It’s funny because both Spencer & Angela go on a long rant, they must have felt crap later!

  32. Way to go, you stupid bitch. Sheeesh, Angela must feel bad now!
    & Ryan has amazing hair :)
    I think Spencer must feel prety shitty too.
    That’s when the old saying about ASSUMING comes in handy.

  33. @Jonas & Mcowles, now that isn’t very nice. Leave the lame ass labels on soup cans, mkay?
    thanks :)

  34. What old saying?

    Assuming there is one bird in the hand is worth assuming that there are two birds in the bush? I don’t see how that applies.

  35. the saying is something like “assume makes an ass out of you and me” as in:

    ASS out of U and ME

    makes some sort of sense, assuming i’m right of course. no, wait…

  36. This is just terrible.

    Absolutely terrible.

  37. who would you rather be, Spencer or Angela?

  38. Wait, so his name is Drew Land?!
    Awesome.

  39. Angela’s extensive use of ! really hurted my eyes.

    I could make a lame comment about the first one but I won’t since I know i’ll get flamed for it

  40. that hurt

  41. Spencer sounds like a prat. I can picture him chuckling snootily at his joke… what I’m sure he considers pretty highbrow humor even though he misspelled Ezekial.

    But shouldn’t it be called the Failed to Land memorial?

  42. When did I become a bitch? Why is internet “flaming” stopping me from expressing my thoughts, no matter how extremist they are?

  43. @ToneyMaloney, you’re a smart one! (:
    That’s exaclty what i was refering to.
    Mcowles isn’t very bright.

    sorry.

  44. Did anyone else read Spencer’s comment and think “learn how to spell ‘Ezekiel’ before you try to sound like a smartass”?

  45. @Courage Wolf

    Correction: WAS Drew Land.

  46. @Courage Wolf

    His name WAS Drew Land.

  47. oh, damn Mustard… that’ll teach me to refresh my page before commenting, in order to make sure someone else didn’t already post what I was going to.

  48. Angela is such a raging bitch it’s not even funny.

    Well… no. It’s pretty funny.

  49. why is spencer so bitter?

  50. Doesn’t anyone get the “crash Land” joke?

  51. Perhaps we need a “Where are they now?” Lamebook. I wanna know what the comments after were. Did Ange n Spece apologise profusely or did some other emo kid come along and tell them how disrespectful and insensitive they were being, need more info!

  52. @Ish: I suspect that a bunch of people came along and went “Oh snap” or something.

  53. Come on. Spencer’s comment wasn’t laugh out loud funny but it was humorous. Well it would have been. And for a joke like that you don’t need to spell everything right.

  54. @Ish
    I’m the original Chris and Spencer didn’t say anything after that kinda just played it off. Someone else commented saying “This is brutal to read”. And all the jokes about the plane crash aren’t very cute. But thanks for the effort.

  55. I AM BEGGING YOU LAMEBOOK. STOP POSTING THESE STUPID STUPID “MY SOMEONE IS DYING, OR IS DEAD!” STOP IT!

    This is like the 100th post of the same situation, just different people. Stop it! Pick new material.

  56. I use Live Journal in 2009.

  57. @18
    Too funny.

  58. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    “but in sometime they can be hurted becouse the large number of girls they have!!!!!!!”

    Angela just hurted my head, all by herself.

  59. She must’ve really hurted his feelings

  60. too bad they couldn’t LAND that plane

  61. be it unfortunate that angela didn’t check who was being talked about in the comment she raises a question that has already been answered. In the days when humans were living amongst nature the males of our species basically had to have kids with as many females as they could so there were enough offspring to keep the species going whilst this wasn’t something they were aware of it is something programmed into the human conciousness, in other words people are not supposed to be monogamous. Shame she asked the question in the wrong context but it had me laughing.

  62. It’s kind of misleading in a different perspective. I wouldn’t bother to comment too much if i wasn’t TOO close with someone.

  63. evopsych is fail science, “atheismo”.

  64. Sorry to be a downer, but I actually found an article on the Land’s plane crash. Too sad…

    http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/x1850783206/Two-die-in-plane-crash

  65. lmfao. i have them both on facebook. and i was one of the people who liked the status. >.<

  66. lmfao. i have them both on facebook. and i was one of the people who liked the status. >.<

  67. Wow, the Land memorial thing is real. I searched for drew land plane crash on google and I saw it on a news website. I thought these entries were fake!

  68. @ 67

    Research – the easier way: post no. 64!

  69. <<<.>>>

    Ok, I’ll bite, Sammiie (if that is, in fact, your real name).

    Why, oh why, did you “like” Ryan’s post?

    And while you’re at it, please also tell us WHY on earth you are now “lmfao”?

  70. That bitch had it coming.haha

    Apart from kidding around i think it’s lame enough to post something like that on Facebook.People passing away should be made a post in Facebook?Why?I just don’t get it.

  71. I feel smug for having understood the title (thought it was pretty obvious to be fair… but maybe ‘foot in mouth’ is a more British saying?. I think it just goes to show that you shouldn’t comment on every FB status that you read – if you don’t understand it then leave it the fuck alone.

  72. @Fran
    I couldn’t agree with you more about people always commenting on facebook statuses that they don’t understand.

  73. poor Spencer put a lot of thought into that methinks.

  74. How is she his lover but does not know his sister’s name? That’s kind of pathetic on *his* part, really.

  75. Angela is not his lover, from what I can gather. She never said he was in love with HER, just with several girls at once. She seems to just be a random friend who is personally offended by his apparent playboy nature. She just wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rolls eyes.

  76. I think I truly am a horrible person.
    Land+PLANE crash= Some laughing on my part.
    It’s ahum, really awful though.

    The second one…I think we’re all thinking the same here.
    Angela, you dumb bitch.

  77. John Players Standard

    I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this exact stupid status. I’ve even seen it a couple times on lamebook. Why repost? lame.

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