Walter…there are muscles inside the Vagina that make it very easy to push something out if needed…
And Jumbo tampons are usually for women who go through regular tampons in 2 hours or less.. So yes they are for a heavy flow. Not a looser snatch. Most jumbo tampons are made longer in length than in width.
Totally did look like a mouse at first glance. >.<
Kritzo, do you have a steroid empowered super vagina? Or if male are you used to girls “easily pushing something out if needed”? Because if that is a blanket term and accurate, I think you just ended rape on women by men forever… The nobel prize is in the post, but the vaginal trap manufacture industry will not be happy…
For jumbo tampons I would suggest the big and tall store for women. Or a rolled up gym sock.
Don’t woman get sick nowadays from Toxic Shock syndrome from sterilised tampons then what in the living hell were woman’s fleshy hot pockets made out of back in the day of hiding the (dead or whatever) rodent? Am I coming across like a total vagnoobie?
And to answer someones question about the muscles pushing things out and the point of no return. Yes there is a point of no return. I admit to having to make an emergency trip to my doctor for lost condom retrieval. gah!
didhedie- the sickness is spreading. I grabbed then modified this from the website:
Thanks very much for the advice! I’d run out of socks so it was really helpful and it’s got a lot better with practice after freezing them without having to borrow from my ex boyfriend’s new girl. I didn’t want to go back to the old ways of using decomposing lab(ia) animals with a low rate of absorbency so I was really relieved!!! Thanks for being so helpful, even my son loves the taste of them. I ‘ll keep trying to win people round to the mooncup! I was just wondering if you guys were thinking of bringing out a jumbo size… Cheers!
msjessiemeghan and douchetastic, the anachronism that still stays with us today is not one that escapes me semantically (on the rag), but thanks for “filling me in”, or “soaking up” the confusion.
I just had a sneaking suspicion that dead, rotting, putrefying critters up there for any amount of time must be worse then something designed to do that job would be…
But yeah, I could see how this behaviour en masse may result in a well deserved plague…
Mcowles is right, I’ve run out of tastefulness in regards to tampon based unhygienic hijinks.
I’m gonna pull the rat’s tail now and end this bloody mess…
beckyboo: ‘splain yourself?
Parenting fail on grounds that if a woman has a period it means it’s another month’s missed opportunity at procreation?
Parenting fail on the grounds that whatever an ice machine maybe, a tampon should easily thaw out within 20 minutes at room temperature or maybe 5 if you just jam it up “there” (even if it does feel a little cold at first), thus making the grounding an overreaction?
Parenting fail on the grounds that mice are for feminine hygiene, not playtime?
On the topic of ladies being able to “push things out”, some of us are stronger than others down there (pelvic floor exercises, ladies) and there is also the method of squatting and sticking your fingers up there. Emergency room removal of things usually only takes place where either the girl doesn’t know how to get the foreign object out, or it’s something genuinely difficult to retrieve.
As for toxic shock syndrome, what people don’t realise is that it’s extremely rare. It will happen to some women if they leave a tampon in for over 8 hours.