Douchetastic, it’s “I’ll start” then below you see he made the first comment. He was saying that he will start with the things you don’t want to hear, not that I’ll start is one of the things you don’t want to hear.
I used to look at my ex-bf during sex with a blank look and say in my shrillest, tiniest little-girl voice “MommEE?” he hated it but I couldn’t stop saying it and he’d eventually give up in disgust while I rolled around laughing hysterically
The sound of a spine snapping.
‘Please sir, can I go play out with the rest of the kids?’
‘Now the rest of the gang’s here we can really jizz this cunt up’
‘Prisoner 4321 put down the chair leg and step away from the arse’
‘Imamofo…psst Imamofo…I don’t think she’s dead’
‘Grmmph mmmffth, urghhh mmmpfh?’ (Can I take my tongue out of your shit chute now?)
“I’m sorry, did I fall asleep again?” The ‘again’ made it brilliant.
My friend did actually say that to someone, after snorting herself awake. Amazingly he came back a few more times, even after “Oh… Is that it?”, “Already?” and “You’re not in…oh wait. You were”.