Yoink….I don’t know why I’m actually answering this question…but ya.
Some women have crazy alien ass periods that go all fucktard psychotic and can do shit like that….though it is rare. Also…yes tampons are cotton I think? I don’t use tampons so :S I think their disgusting….but that’s another ENTIRELY different conversation.
how can thy icyangel if it can disentigrayte a bed then surly it gota mes rownd wiv there close an theyl hav a hole in there nickas an be walkin rownd crochles spreddin there acid evrywere i dunt belive that
enea i anit tripin im slitely stond but not tripin i dunt fink it is posabal as iv had sex befor wen it was like that an evan tho it was in the bath so nuffin was cumin i dint sting wich i wud if it was acid init?
I don’t know how girls work. Do you people have to like, get in an iron box once a month? What CAN’T your periods melt? Could it be used as a sort of superpower, or super-villain power? Could I harness this in some way?
Regarding Lily, it’s no surprise that she is a filthy disgusting creature
As found in Leviticus:
Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
God, I never heard of that kind of period..I am a women myself and no waaay in hell thats anywhere near normal..she should be checked..
Maby this is a new some sort of weapon?? Would be some war then lol.
“And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering…”
like i said…crazy alien shit….and it’s not normal.
Normal women don’t go kamakaze on their bed.
Also..spaying a cat is actually quite expensive…like around 150-200 dollars….that’s why dumbasses who can’t afford animals let them procreate because they don’t have the money to spay the cat.
I know my cat for spaying was about 200, my male was around 100. I got them at 5 months so they were already spayed and neutered but…people who get kittens can expect that massive bill. Plus vaccinations are like 60+ dollars each animal….it costs me almost 200 dollars to get both my cats vaccinated yearly.
Just some information for you all….but in the end Amy still needs to die for being a complete and utter dumbfuck
It’s true. The Bible does say all that, word for word. But don’t be fooled. I’ve been studying Dannyboy, and I’m sure he’s just a troll. Anyone can find scripture about any subject.
What I don’t think is true is Lily’s account of her period. I’d be willing to bet that status message was made-to-order for Lamebook, which is very discouraging. What makes this shit so funny is that it isn’t usually meant to be funny, and isn’t meant to be posted on Lamebook. Damnit.
I’m sure she’s exaggerating to make it more noteworthy…but I know some people with poor diets (most of North America sadly) have some pretty messed up mentrual cycles….so though I don’t think it would be that bad….it is probably possible to have an acidic period….maybe her bed was like 20 years old and on it’s way out anyway but to make it sound more dramarific she made it all about her projectile alien blood
Actually, a woman’s vag is normally on the acidic side of the scale as a natural defense mechanism against nasty things like yeast and syphilis. During a period (or pregnancy), it becomes less acidic. So there is either something seriously wrong with Lily, or she is exaggerating for attention. Which never happens on the internet, so it’s probably the former.
@IceyAngel, I got all four of my animals (two dogs, two cats – all female) spayed without having to pay full price or a fee on the day of surgery. The same is true for all their yearly vaccinations.
I pay a pretty small monthly fee (less than $20) per animal to my vet and everything they need is covered. Office visits are free, shots are covered, free yearly teeth cleaning, annual de-worming, etc.
Also, there are plenty of low cost spay and neuter programs out there. SNAP in Houston will spay a cat for $50.
So, it’s pure laziness/ignorance on the part of people who don’t spay or neuter their animals.
And I agree with aadrvark, you should be getting your animal’s procedures done somewhere else. You’re paying waaay too much.
alord onist to fargises god i dint rite numba 53 how the fuck can that hapen? i dint beleve it iver an evan if u can i stil fink fargis did shoot a lil load but onist to fuck that anit me an i duno how the fuck its there
You can’t change the name you registered with, but you CAN chane your display name – even if someone else is already using it. I could easily click the link in my name above the box and change it to British_Hobo if I really wanted to. ;D
“@ mama_corn and ligonier, hate to be anal about spelling but actually it’s “spayd” which is both the singular and the plural form.”
Attempt-at-correction FAIL. It’s “spayed,” or “spade” for the plural of “spay.” “Spade” was once considered an obsolete form per the OED, but it’s making a return into modern English, mostly in speech, but occasionally in print.
Even though others have since spelled spayed the right way…I just wanted to point out that FailedJedi TOTALLY FAILED in correcting the way spayed is spelled.
It’s spayed. not spayd. You can use “to spay” “will spay” or “have spayed”. You can even say “spaying” or “spays”. The pleural and the singular may be different depending on the tense of the word being used.
kras, this is my original name, I had changed it momentarily as I do every often, but I didn’t take well to being called “Rose” for short so I changed it back. Of course now at least one fucker here will call me Rose as a rule from here on out.
Icey, you’re seriously overpaying for altering your cats. Check your local shelters, animal groups, vet schools, etc, your local vets are gouging you.
lamebook need to sort it out. my favourite thing about lamebook is the different personalities we have here. walter wouldn’t be walter if he weren’t in the throes of the male menopause. soup wouldn’t be soup were he not to want to do a big nasty on word. sensiblemadness wouldn’t be the same guy if he couldn’t translate just about anything into legible english. please sort this out, lamebook. i don’t want an army of yoinks. just the one is ‘satis superque’!
I figured it out.
It was surprisingly easy.
I agree with you Alords. this is LAME!!!
I love all the people on here but masquerading as someone else is pretty shitty and normally I would disagree with doing it but just to piss DanF off we should all start posting random comments using his name. That would be awesome.
$200 is five times what you’d pay here for spaying/neutering combined with vaccinations. It’s $20 spay/neuter, $20 vaccines. And I agree, if you can’t afford to alter your pet, don’t get one. Unless of course you plan to support the offspring and rehome them safely.
Wow, I’m finding I need a translator to understand all of this mumbo jumbo. I miss my word, and nuff. I’m feeling a little tense, I need to relax a bit. Plus, I can’t stop thinking of heavy flow and shopping carts!
I deal with a vet who’s out in the country…she’s cheaper then the vets up where I live in the bigger city….but I am only taking cats back to her because she wants to see them….and they only technically need to be vaccinated every 3 years because they are indoor cats. The only time they go outside they have harnesses and leashes on and they hate going outside…they want to stay in apartment so.
Humane society etc. you normally have to either buy the animal from them, or prove your poor to get them to give you discounted rates….i can’t prove I’m poor, I make a reasonable wage for my age so… -.-”
If anyone needs to be spayed, it’s Lily….nobody needs to be contaminated with that mess. Of course now that everyone knows about her umm….issues, I’m sure any man would think twice before letting his dicklestick anywhere near mount doom…
God Amy is a dumb fucking whore. Of course your cat is going to get pregnant multiple times if you’re not going to get her neutered! As for just dumping her cat… jesus fucking christ. She’s the one who needs to be fixed so she can NEVER pro-create.
I wonder what the thought process was that led to Amy deciding to get a dog. I’m imagining something like “Hmm, my cat keeps having kittens and this is a problem for me. How can I fix it…? I know! Dogs don’t have kittens! I’ll just get a dog instead.”
God damn it you guys, I’ve been telling you for ages now that we can take other people’s names. I kinda imagine this is how one of those crazy old tramps out in the street with an ‘End Is Nigh!’ sandwich board is gonna feel when the zombies invade and everyone’s too busy freaking out to give him his dues.
I thought we went through this back when Original-Ben started bitching about having his name hijacked, even after they introduced signing up after Boz got pissed and left. I’d find the post but seriously, I’m too damn lazy.
@BritishHobo it is my ambition to become one of those “end is nigh” tramps
I often feel that there should be some kind of written test that people have to take to make sure they are not retarded before being allowed anywhere near the internet, there used to be a sort of test, it was ISDN but unfortunatly any imbecile can get on here these days, still the pro of this is that people who actually use their brains get a laugh mocking those who need reminding not to shout too much at their mothers or to lick the plug sockets.