Friday, June 29, 2012

Sucks for the Ghost

previous post: So True



  1. Ghosts dont exist. This is fake.

  2. Masturbating in front of ghosts is one thing…

    Masturbating on account of ghosts is completely different.

  3. I like to masturbate with my ghosts.
    Sharing is caring, guys!

  4. This dude might be less enthusiastic if he starts imagining the ghost as Bruce Willis…

    or more enthusiastic perhaps, I’m open-minded.

  5. After reading through tons of these posts, it seems the comments are often funnier than the actual posts themselves.

    Stever (he’s first lol), T1000, hackinyoshit, crustylovelips, frankenstein, ToTheFlames, Nails, beatusmongus, CapnJaques, 9, Herp, laugh.out.loud, faponyourmum, Deviantnicole, stubbyholder, Bacchante, gonzo, Dawn of the Dan, Hawkbit and last but not least, teeko, you guys are hilarious, keep up the good work!

  6. I’ve always wanted to swim in a pool full of noodles.

  7. carlosspicyweiner

    The ghost of Pee Wee Herman looks down with approval.

  8. gosh, Noodlycunt, you say the comments are funny here, then you coma along with a grovelly, ass-kissing stack of shit like that, and fuck everything up?
    good job, asshole.

  9. “gosh, Noodlycunt, you say the comments are funny here, then you coma along with a grovelly, ass-kissing stack of shit like that, but forget to say my name?
    good job, asshole, I need my e-validation and you didn’t supply it.”

    Fixed that for you.

  10. you didn’t fix shit, tinycock.

    you seem to be so fucking dense that you think that (cough) ‘validation’ from that bland & colorlessness sack of obvious, tedious fourth-rate trolling is something that one would want..? are you so hard up for attention that you think being used like that constitutes actual praise from someone who is not a complete fucking wanker?
    you’re fucking stupider than he is, you pitiful cunt. but here, here is the attention you so clearly needed.
    I hope you fucking choke on it you horrible fucking excuse for a human.

  11. ^ You like to paint yourself as someone who only gives a fuck about not giving a fuck, but your blog and your actions are so full of doublethink (that’s “irony” in hipster language), it seems likely that you are just too immature to know what exactly you should be giving a fuck about.
    You should go to a psychiatrist; they’d assure you that although you are like, totally diseased, you are normal, nobody hates you and everything is fine!

  12. ^what is this utter bullshit?
    you think you ‘get’ me do you, shithead?
    read a book about psychology once, did you?
    go the fuck away from me little girl.

    I will make you cry.

  13. I ‘got’ you enough to know that you’d respond.

  14. As for ‘making me cry’, the limits of men extend far beyond that of cunts. But that’s why you’re a dyke, isn’t it?

  15. are you trying to insult me by suggesting that my gender lies outside of your safe binary , and that i should somehow be ashamed by this?

    your arrogant assumptions are fun and you should crumple like a paper bag filled with vomit.

  16. You only think me as lowly as partially digested waste?
    If that was coming from anyone else, I’d be honored!

  17. i don’t give a fuck if you’re honored or not.
    your opinion doesn’t come into this. your stupid fucking name doesn’t matter. you’re just fresh meat around here, and that is all.
    no matter how hard you try to delude yourself.

  18. Well, your blog is full of pictures of meat, meat and meat, but I didn’t know you were into fresh meat.
    Isn’t that illegal?

  19. Pretty sure MsAnne started its internet journey with a name like BlackUnicornPrincess on Myspace with carefully selected flattering angle shots (fuzzy and dark ones but that’s ethereal and moody of course). Along with thoughtful posts like “I found a black eyeliner that’s actually blacker than black, omg yay, you can see me modeling it on suicide girls ;) ;) :O” Of course you never did give a link to it, but the boys still friended you in the hope of eventually seeing promised boob shots.

    It was only after BlackUnicornPrincess’s private picture of all the lovely amounts of its body writhing up against it’s Kurt Cobain poster while licking his face was released that MsAnne or BUP as I think I might refer to it now, deleted their profile, thought about cutting, changed their mind, thought about it again, cried tears of angst on Kurt’s makeup stained paper face until they could cry no more.

    But BUP’s story does not end so abruptly! While BUP could no longer be the popular emo goth attention whore, BUP found a new identity, MsAnne, the washed up attention whore, angry at men, angry at women, angry at Black Unicorns, all while flicking the bean to a cheerless orgasm reading replies to posts on Lamebook.

    I can say one thing tho, BUP’s good for my writers block.

    TL;DR: lol Myspace

  20. @13 shows your intentions are nothing but to troll and @14 exposes you as the ignorant little shit you are. However, since you’re laughing at T1000 and 9, I’ll assume you’re 12 years old, so I’ll be kind. The next time you get the urge to post something here, simply lie down until it passes. Then come back and try again after you grow some hair on your vagina.

  21. ^Everybody laughs at me. You must be fake.

  22. Now now tinycroc, I started off on MySpace using paint to cut & paste edgy things over my edgy edges; we all make mistakes when we’re young.
    MsAnne’s double dyke parents were both in manopause when their mistake was conceived, so they have no excuse.

  23. Bwahaha MS is having a cry over not being told it’s entertaining!! As for the post I feel sorry for them. No parents and all he can think of doing is furiously masturbating??? Sssshhhhaaaaammmmeee…..

  24. @19 You wank to young girls myspace pages and you’re a shitty writer. Anything else?

  25. @21 I’m sure everybody does laugh at you. however, I was referring to your lamebook posts.

  26. Rightbrain3, you are a moron. Get the fake out of here. Also, however needs a capital H.

  27. what about – fuck off and die, you loathsome piece of shit.

    ^did I miss many capitals, asshole?

  28. ^^ Butthurt much??

  29. Msannethrope, my nanomorphs detect trolling. You are fake.

  30. ^^ looks like MS got terminated

  31. meh

  32. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Suiting response. Baaah! Would have done the job too but that’s a Welsh thing.

  33. Will Msfake say meh when Skynet terminates her?

  34. Sounds like I missed a right jolly good time here. Sonofabitch

  35. @26 Seriously, how lonely (and by lonely, I mean fat) are you?

  36. Wow, MsAnne. That’s the second fanatic you’ve inspired to start spewing prose in your honour. I’m impressed. Perhaps you should start calling yourself Calliope?

  37. it’s actually about the fifth fanatic. although, as far as I can tell, it’s the same person. or these weak bitches have cookie-cutter personalities.
    like anyone gives a fuck.

  38. Rightbrain14, you are fake.

  39. You must of terminated rightbrains left side t1000. That’s why he can only suck arse.

    In MS defence though we do need people like her around. It keeps us all on the level and gives colour to an otherwise bland world. Not that I’m saying you’re not a cunt. That’ll never change.

  40. Heh. I always come back to torrents of aggression following the weekend.
    Keep it up, haters.

  41. Oh hey Bach. Yeah Tis good isnt it? I just don’t think that ms deserves the bad arse rep she’s got.

  42. ^^We also need ass kissers and brown nosers around too. Without them, the attention whores (washed up or not) would have a harder time of it. Thanks for doing your part!

  43. ^^ oh sweetheart so nice of you to say that but I’m pretty sure that ms wouldn’t put me in her arse kissing category.just because you’re new doesn’t mean you’re the only one to start on her. So you can stick your opinion back up your arse , fuck off and tell someone who gives two shits about who yOu think an arse kisser is fuckbag.

  44. Just what *is* all this bullshit I had to wade through, anyways?

  45. ^ MsAnneThrope seemed like a lonely angry person who always needs something, anything to scream at, and I thought “Well, why can’t it be me?”
    I do hope my efforts were somewhat therapeutic.

  46. sure dickhead. you’re different and special and everything is all about you.

  47. YOU ARE FAKE! ^

  48. I wish I was special
    But I’m a creeeeeeeeeeeeep, I’m a weirdoooooooo

  49. No. You are fake.

  50. they should just get it over with and fuck already.

  51. #46 HEY! Ms. Being different and special is my gig, I mean who else can say their penis is bedazzled and shaped with a lathe!?! I think the lesson here is perhaps maybe we should all be more caring, and practice more compassion for the less educated and poor derelict lonely folk on lamebook. I hear it’s good karma…but it’s not like my opinion really matters, or anything…fuck…I’m just here to exploit peoples shame and misfortune for my own selfish amusement.

  52. Though I miss glorious rants like this, and all the little cunts who beg for attention and a fight with MsAnne, I still refuse to check Lamebook on the weekend (it’s only for a break from work).
    But alas, what a dashingly good time was had without me!

    Tinycroc almost screams of SLG’s writing style. Maybe you’re right, MsAnne, they’re either all the same person making new logins (which I’ve suspected for some time), or they’re eerily so in personalities, it’s like a fucking swarm of lemmings with like-minded thinking.

  53. All jokes aside, I obviously don’t think I’m special, as I obviously don’t have a tumblr.

  54. And now that I think about it, I did read a book on psychology once. It was about a guy named Schadenfreude, who theorized that human centipedal forces tend to turn small groups into a shitty circlejerk.

  55. ^ Your turn for the jerking! Woohoo!!

  56. Only a myspace, right, Noodly?

  57. The only ones looking for attention here are desperate wallflowers seeking approval from what they see as the queen bee by rising to the defense.

    Pro tip: any time you have to throw in a bunch of expletives to explain just how much you don’t care or even just say you don’t care, you really do.

  58. ^ What the fuck are you fucking talking about, you fucking fake fuck?? And, cunt.

  59. I think the one perk of being a ghost in that kids house is probably watching him jerk it. But I see that’s not really what this thread is about. So…

  60. I think Nails is right about the same tragic wanker coming back here, sleuthily changing it’s username, getting obliterated, rinse and repeat…
    Do you notice, also, how they travel in ‘pairs’?
    there is always some dopey, mouthy cunt, that no one has ever heard of and everyone hates immediately, and some dopey ‘yes man’ with the exact same grammar and speech style (no less!) to provide moral support and a fresh box of tissues for the tears.

    If i gave enough of a shit, I’d try and remember some names. all I got off the top of my head is slug and herpes, though, because they were fairly recent.

  61. Dawn of the Dan

    Whoa, I got a shout-out in the comments. Cool.
    You’re alright, noodlydude.

  62. Yea me too Noodlycunt, can we be best friends forever ?

  63. ^fucking A.
    ‘coz you sad fucks can grimly bore each other to death and leave me the fuck out of it.
    I’d call that a fucking lamebook weekday win.

  64. @55 can we play that game where everyone has to jizz on a biscuit? I’ve always wanted to be the biscuit.

    @56 Good to know you were paying attention. You are now tuned. Stay tuned.

    @62 Yes we can Herp, yes we can.

  65. ^you carry your broken heart on your sleeve like a badge of being my bitch.
    a cheap knock-off badge, too.

    “MsAnneThrope embarrassed me forever and all I got was this lousy badge :(

  66. I’ll be sure to jam the pin under my middle fingernail just to remind me of the fucking pain.

  67. nah, bro. let me do it for you.

  68. No. But if you ask nicely, I’d let you pierce my balls to increase my libido, from early intermittent bursts to a constant ooze.
    I think that’s how acupuncture works, anyways.

  69. acupuncture works with an ice-pick?

  70. God, I absolutely LOVE the days when I come into work and laugh my ass off at these comment threads. Sometimes they suck, but this isn’t one of those days.

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