After reading through tons of these posts, it seems the comments are often funnier than the actual posts themselves.
Stever (he’s first lol), T1000, hackinyoshit, crustylovelips, frankenstein, ToTheFlames, Nails, beatusmongus, CapnJaques, 9, Herp, laugh.out.loud, faponyourmum, Deviantnicole, stubbyholder, Bacchante, gonzo, Dawn of the Dan, Hawkbit and last but not least, teeko, you guys are hilarious, keep up the good work!
“gosh, Noodlycunt, you say the comments are funny here, then you coma along with a grovelly, ass-kissing stack of shit like that, but forget to say my name?
good job, asshole, I need my e-validation and you didn’t supply it.”
you seem to be so fucking dense that you think that (cough) ‘validation’ from that bland & colorlessness sack of obvious, tedious fourth-rate trolling is something that one would want..? are you so hard up for attention that you think being used like that constitutes actual praise from someone who is not a complete fucking wanker?
you’re fucking stupider than he is, you pitiful cunt. but here, here is the attention you so clearly needed.
I hope you fucking choke on it you horrible fucking excuse for a human.
^ You like to paint yourself as someone who only gives a fuck about not giving a fuck, but your blog and your actions are so full of doublethink (that’s “irony” in hipster language), it seems likely that you are just too immature to know what exactly you should be giving a fuck about.
You should go to a psychiatrist; they’d assure you that although you are like, totally diseased, you are normal, nobody hates you and everything is fine!
i don’t give a fuck if you’re honored or not.
your opinion doesn’t come into this. your stupid fucking name doesn’t matter. you’re just fresh meat around here, and that is all.
no matter how hard you try to delude yourself.
Pretty sure MsAnne started its internet journey with a name like BlackUnicornPrincess on Myspace with carefully selected flattering angle shots (fuzzy and dark ones but that’s ethereal and moody of course). Along with thoughtful posts like “I found a black eyeliner that’s actually blacker than black, omg yay, you can see me modeling it on suicide girls :O” Of course you never did give a link to it, but the boys still friended you in the hope of eventually seeing promised boob shots.
It was only after BlackUnicornPrincess’s private picture of all the lovely amounts of its body writhing up against it’s Kurt Cobain poster while licking his face was released that MsAnne or BUP as I think I might refer to it now, deleted their profile, thought about cutting, changed their mind, thought about it again, cried tears of angst on Kurt’s makeup stained paper face until they could cry no more.
But BUP’s story does not end so abruptly! While BUP could no longer be the popular emo goth attention whore, BUP found a new identity, MsAnne, the washed up attention whore, angry at men, angry at women, angry at Black Unicorns, all while flicking the bean to a cheerless orgasm reading replies to posts on Lamebook.
I can say one thing tho, BUP’s good for my writers block.
@13 shows your intentions are nothing but to troll and @14 exposes you as the ignorant little shit you are. However, since you’re laughing at T1000 and 9, I’ll assume you’re 12 years old, so I’ll be kind. The next time you get the urge to post something here, simply lie down until it passes. Then come back and try again after you grow some hair on your vagina.
Now now tinycroc, I started off on MySpace using paint to cut & paste edgy things over my edgy edges; we all make mistakes when we’re young.
MsAnne’s double dyke parents were both in manopause when their mistake was conceived, so they have no excuse.
^^ oh sweetheart so nice of you to say that but I’m pretty sure that ms wouldn’t put me in her arse kissing category.just because you’re new doesn’t mean you’re the only one to start on her. So you can stick your opinion back up your arse , fuck off and tell someone who gives two shits about who yOu think an arse kisser is fuckbag.
#46 HEY! Ms. Being different and special is my gig, I mean who else can say their penis is bedazzled and shaped with a lathe!?! I think the lesson here is perhaps maybe we should all be more caring, and practice more compassion for the less educated and poor derelict lonely folk on lamebook. I hear it’s good karma…but it’s not like my opinion really matters, or anything…fuck…I’m just here to exploit peoples shame and misfortune for my own selfish amusement.
Though I miss glorious rants like this, and all the little cunts who beg for attention and a fight with MsAnne, I still refuse to check Lamebook on the weekend (it’s only for a break from work).
But alas, what a dashingly good time was had without me!
Tinycroc almost screams of SLG’s writing style. Maybe you’re right, MsAnne, they’re either all the same person making new logins (which I’ve suspected for some time), or they’re eerily so simil.ar in personalities, it’s like a fucking swarm of lemmings with like-minded thinking.
And now that I think about it, I did read a book on psychology once. It was about a guy named Schadenfreude, who theorized that human centipedal forces tend to turn small groups into a shitty circlejerk.
I think Nails is right about the same tragic wanker coming back here, sleuthily changing it’s username, getting obliterated, rinse and repeat…
Do you notice, also, how they travel in ‘pairs’?
there is always some dopey, mouthy cunt, that no one has ever heard of and everyone hates immediately, and some dopey ‘yes man’ with the exact same grammar and speech style (no less!) to provide moral support and a fresh box of tissues for the tears.
If i gave enough of a shit, I’d try and remember some names. all I got off the top of my head is slug and herpes, though, because they were fairly recent.