Wait… seriously… (sniff) … oh crap I think I almost pissed myself… wait… Carlton?
Carlton? I mean seriously (woops, some pee pee escaped). You took a picture of yourself in full Star Wars Imperial uniform and then… no fuck and then… let’s just stop at that.
YOU FUCKING LOSER!
I mean seriously, dude!
Now to fuck with you a little more considering I am sure you self-submitted and are hitting refresh vociferously to see how cool you are…
Darth Vader is looking out of the screen at my left shoulder. Your pathetic costumed ass should either be facing him (fail) or you should have found a shot where Darth Fucking-Awesome-Pants is facing your lame ass attempt at Internet significance.
I actually went to the trouble of registering with this site, knowing full well you may never look at this thread again, just to tell you that you’re a moron and also kind of a huge douche.
Maybe if you spent more time interacting with people in the real world and less time online searching for excuses to completely bash people on the internet, you wouldnt be *ahem* holding your “stubby” alone in your mom’s basement.
To use your own eloquent words: “Fuck you, Fuck off and buy a fucking life.” You failed so hard at this post it hurt.
i just fucking stoked that my unique form of tunnel vision has saved me yet again.
i didn’t even fucking know about that starwars day bullshit until this morning. which is the 5th.
i’d call that a flawless victory.
I think stubby just got the ‘red mist’ up at yet another sad twat with a starwars fetish.
I find it completely understandable and I’ve forgiven him.
I’m not usually a particularly forgiving person, either.