“M” has no personality, no self love and no self pride. He deserves all that but he doesn’t deserve to have “J” as friend.
By the way, I decided to check what is half-birthday. Shockingly enough, it feels stupid :
“A half-birthday is a day six months before or after the real anniversary of a person’s birth.
Most half-birthdays go unremarked. One common use is by people whose birthday falls near holidays that are so widely celebrated they can overwhelm private anniversaries. Another is for people in school whose real birthday doest not occur during the school year; a half-birthday allows a celebration with friends and teachers at school.”
@Milo AT&T is a telecom company. I assume they meant the cell phone department of the company.
Guys who don’t get their dick wet = guys who make stupid decisions about girls such as lying to them, cheating on them,getting into monogamous relationships and getting back together with crazy psycho abusive ex-girlfriends. In other words, guys who don’t get their dicks wet = guys who are about to do something drastic in order to get their dicks wet. So, J’s advice to get his dick wet is the most valid advice an idiot like M can receive.
Believe it or not, I actually attended a half birthday once. The girl lived in Newfoundland, and was visiting her father in Ontario for the summer, so she celebrated her half birthday. They had half a cake…so wierd.