I’m wondering the same thing, laugh.out.loud. See, if the ex with the ass hanging out would have popped on or if Dylan posted something about how weird his “baybe momma” was acting, then this would qualify…but it doesn’t.
I have to agree with ositarn. This post is gold! They are called Stormie and Chastity, which is almost enough in itself to make the post lame, the Stormie and Dylan hopeless ‘little family’, the whole visible ass story. This is what I come to Lamebook for, for people who are lame without trying. And I’ve started to get a bit sick of the nickelback-is-stupid, justin-bieber-is-a-girl and girls=make-sandwiches jokes. They’re getting really old.
– Stormie – Pregnant teenage mom to be
– Chasity – Girl that also went to Prom
– Leland – Stormie’s date
– Dylan – Guy who got Stormie pregnant and guy that took boy-ish looking girl to prom instead of Stormie.
One question left, who did Stormie fuck after the prom? Leland or Dylan? I am confused.
Also, my guess as to why it’s here is that he hasn’t been taking responsibility, then suddenly he fucks her after prom and she’s obsessed with him? And his “about me” says that he doesn’t want to deal with his baby?
@oatmealandi: Make sure Puck puts a decent amount of mustard on my sandwich as you lick his/her (care less?) taint…. and keep it down in the kitchen would you? Trying to watch the tele. Good bitches, good.
That’s a bit gritty stubbyholder. You been rolling around at the beach? Come over here, take off your knickers, and spread your legs for me and I’ll hose you down and get all that sand out of your pussy.
@ijkl0marissa she looks pretty pregnant, and I think it’s safe to assume she didn’t fuck her unborn son. leland must be her date who gave her a break for fucking dylan. so maybe he then went for man-with-visible-ass-girl?
@puck Correct me if I’m wrong, but I fail to see anything in the post that suggests Stormie fucked Leland, so I assume he is indeed Stormie’s unborn child. Either way, it’s just cruel that someone’s name is Leland.
Well @puck, as I’m sure you have seen in the comments above, unless the dude is lying, Pete or whatever his name is says that he attends the same school as Stormie and that Lelandis is in fact the unborn child.
Also, the unborn baby could ‘give her a break’ by not continuously kicking in his irresponsible young mother’s womb. But whatever, I don’t like internet fights, and besides, you seem like a cool guy/gal.
@monkeyslut You’re right, my mistake. Poor little Leland, being at the centre of a lamebook drama before he’s even born. Not a great start.
Oh, and I’m a good ol’ gal, of course (who makes *great* sandwiches, incidentally).