As everyone knows, this website (lamebook.com) has been around for 21 years today. Happy Anniversary lamebook!!!!
Anyway, it was around 20 years ago and I was at the somber age of 7. I remember getting online every morning, excited to see which facebook jackass was complaining about an STD (or crotch rot, as we called it back in the day), using improper grammar, or complaining about an STD while improper grammar.
Well, anyway, one of my favorite posts was from a woman named Aretha or Anita or Akisha Harris (it wasn’t blurred back before these new-fangled laws were invented).
Well, her status message was something like:
I DONE WANA GO TO SKOOL 2DAY. MY MATS TEECHER BE LOKIN DWN MY SHT!
The admins labelled it KOOL SKOOL. Admins… such characters!
Well, the comments came flooding in. People complaining about her all caps, about her spelling problems, about her needing school more than anything else in the world right now, and of course, everyone advising her that she should remove herself from the gene pool, at all costs.
Well, it looks like 1) she didn’t listen and 2) we were right in our advice.