Step 1 – Get rid of the photo of you kissing a toddler.
Step 2 – Post one of your cleavage, instead.
I don’t get it
Step 3 – Change your name to something more feminine. You could have fooled me.
I don’t get it either. Someone explain, please.
Thirsty, in hood speak, means to appear extremely eager when pursuing a relationship with the opposite/same sex. Its a double entendre
Hard when your name is an anagram of Lone.
I’ll tell you what’s hard, my sweaty cock in Noel’s throat. I’d choke that fucking whore on my fat member before drilling her asshole to a pulp.
#8 Are you a virgin who’s just discovered Redtube, or Youporn, or something? Because the more appropriate way to deal with what your feeling is in the privacy of your bathroom, or in the comfort of your own bed with a sock.
^ I never understood how having sex with a sock became a normal way to beat your meat.
Todays special @ Changs – Forry fie dolla includes happy ending with sock!
^^ I never understood the sock thing either. What’s wrong with hankies?
This shit is hilarious. Or maybe I’m just a thursty ass bitch.
@elsior come here please! My tight asshole is twitching for your sweaty cock.
@14, sorry mate you’ll have to ask your boyfriend to stretch your anus.
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