Kristen’s husband won last night.
Until he wakes up with his dick glued to his leg
I wonder what the evil part of evilcow wants to do.
POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSST MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
Tell me, men of lamebook, do strip clubs have cash dispensers that will change your money into one dollar bills for you or do you have to go to the bank for that shit and have the teller look down on you like the scum you are?
^ Hahaha! Aussies don’t have $1 bills anymore, and if a stripper looks down on you for pelting her with $1 coins, you know you’ve failed at life.
I’ve always wondered how Canadian men paid at a strip club, given that our smallest paper bill is a $5. I imagine buckets fastened to the hip, meant for catching $1 and $2 coins.
Canadians pay with fish, pelts, or beer. They don’t pay with hats, which is why the most popular stripper song up there is, “You Can Leave Your Hat On.”
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