Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Stand Up Friends

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  1. Yeah cuz it’s not stalking if the person knows who you are. That’s my motto.

  2. #3

    Looks like? More like is.

  3. That is beyond creepy and obsessive.

  4. OH MY GOD, JASMIN. There’s no way that’s a woman.

  5. Wow. Lamest. Facebook. Post. Ever. Whomever the lovel homophobes are *really* need to get a life, or just cum on out of the back of the closet.

  6. Jasmin looks like the chick from the imvu advert up the top there….

  7. I’m kind of wondering what Mark did, but by the looks of things, Jasmin (more like, Jason) probably had it coming. I never go looking, but after seeing Pedantic’s comment, curiosity got the better of me. Hmmm, yes, well…

  8. Ok scratch that, i didn’t realise the girl changes.

  9. It’s so you can’t search for them on facebook. Not because it’s their “real” last name.

  10. what?

  11. lol awesome friends you got there mark real winning circle you got going

  12. Eh. Kinda shitty without any other information. As it is it’s just some prank we’ve all seen done before.

    Anyway, when I first glanced at it I thought it was a page from a guy called Mark who’d been stood up by his girlfriend and was taking his ‘awesome’ revenge by following her everywhere, putting pictures he took up on Facebook and mocking her outfit… which is a far funnier post, if I may say so myself.

  13. So, someone set Mark up on a fake date so he could get stood up? I don’t know why this is funny?

  14. This is just stupid. Period.

  15. Revenge is best served.

  16. Hello!!! I would like to ask why you are all bitching about my friend Jasmin when she had nothing to do with this prank!
    Mark was set-up by people who dislike him after he cheated on his boyfriend and said something nasty about someones dead farther. Im not naming people. But before you go slagging people of you need to get your story straight first. And me being gay myself i dont think Jasmin is homophobic seeming how i live with her!

  17. Served best. What was my point. That their; poor use of, punctuation! Pisses me off?

  18. Fuckin’ A Man.

    That. Is. All.

  19. danielhobbins, did you even READ the comments before spouting off?

  20. Urmmm yes i did HellaBex! They where saying shes a man etc!

  21. Yes dear danielhobbins but no one called your alleged shemale friend homophobic.

  22. Thats because its been deleted! But anyway, theres no need to be calling her a ‘shemale’? You dont know her! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GROUP! So be a dear and and piss off!

  23. Nando’s blows.

  24. @danielhobbins…it was deleted?…..shucks i wanted to see the pics man or whatever……..like that one post about the frat house and the parents and the gay porn…anybody remember that?..that was CLASSIC!

  25. @Daniel
    See, that’s the thing about submitting to Lamebook. You don’t get to pick what the comments section makes fun of. Sometimes meanness can backfire. She commented on your original post, and she looks like a man, so she’s fair game.

  26. Mister Daniel Anthony Hobbins throwing a tantrum.

  27. Ah, some of these commenters are more entertaining than the posts themselves.

  28. more like MISSter…..lol….aiight….im through….maybe not idk…

  29. Ja viem, že jo? je to tak veselý a smutný zároveň. lamebook nie je úplne až do svojej starej normy ešte.

  30. What? They removed something? I want to see it!

  31. What a poor choice in username Mr. Daniel Hobbins. Quit your bitching.

  32. oh no, now we have a czech facebook troll. maybe if we throw him a few koruna he’ll dance.

    also, don’t feel too bad for mark. i’m sure he consoled himself with some super-hot peri-peri chicken. i just hope he didn’t go touching his bumhole after eating that shit, but then again, gays will be gays…

  33. Argh, difficult to follow a good story when stuff gets removed. So let me get this straight. Daniel Hobbins lives with a czech shemale and they set up his homophobic father?

  34. mytwocentsorwhatever

    Awww poor Daniel is offended. Okay maybe she isn’t a shemale, I believe the appropriate term is faghag.

  35. I’ll make fun of his dead farther too, Daniel.

  36. Ja nie som troll. Len som hovoriť SLOVENSKÉ, ďakujem moc. Budem rada tanec, ale na moje vlastné podmienky, a nie pre svoje peniaze. Okrem toho, hokej je omnoho lepšia ako tanec. (Áno, viem, že moje meno je v anglicky … to prejde.)

  37. Mmmkay I’m confused…may have to stalk this group to figure out what the fuss is all about. But I agree with the others: excellent choice of username mr. Daniel Hobbins. No one will be able to figure out who you really are!

    Icanhazhocky you piss me off. Speak friggen english ya bastard.

  38. icanhazhockey is way more comprehensible than these retards with their ghetto-leet speak. For example, I can tell he’s using a LANGUAGE.
    I want to see the shemale!
    And what’s wrong with having a username that allows people to identify you? I wouldn’t care about my identity being known except that I’d prefer not to have pissed off psychos trying to find out where I live. Since lamebook is populated largely by psychos who are easily pissed off, I suppose I’d prefer to remain anonymous.

  39. Why are many of you so cruel? As I told the man to another location, slovak is my native language and is easier for me to speak. If you care to know what I say, you could find it… I have problems with english. My sister has to help me when I write in english… Please be more tolerant.

  40. I can’t seem to find this group at all. Did it get deleted or something?

  41. this lamebook is exactly that..lame

    and as i hate to see the underdogs lose @ hellebex

    tigrbny September 28th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Wow. Lamest. Facebook. Post. Ever. Whomever the lovel homophobes are *really* need to get a life, or just cum on out of the back of the closet.

    note the word Homophobes.. so maybe you need to read the comments before spurting out crap.. hmmm?

    we should all thank Daniel for at least letting us all know what the hell this stupid post was about.. yes?

  42. I’m so effing confused, was something removed? If so, can someone explain what we’re missing?

  43. *sigh* I’m too tired to smile today. 3 hours of sleep + a 3 hour test= blah mood.

    I luv you Alord, but why a Czech troll?

  44. Aww my comment got deleted. Don’t you love it when people think they’re being so clever with their “pranks” and they try and compound them by posting them on lamebook, only to have them backfire.
    Stop bleating danielhobbins, you and the drag queen deserved it.

  45. Shittest prank ever, anyway, Pedantic.

    A bunch of bitchy queens should be able to come up with something more diabolical than that.


  46. And I know it should be shittiest, but shittest sounds better, so don’t go trying to correct me, you old devil.

  47. Said with fondness.

  48. When I see the name ‘danielhobbins’ it reminds me of the Shire, furry feet and a precious ring.

  49. Wordy my love, I would never correct you, you might give me a spanking if I tried.

  50. And you’re right “shittest” does sound better. Rolls off the tongue more smoothly, as it were.

  51. Jasmin changed her profile pic. Bless.

  52. I take it back. You can if you want.

  53. Hmmm, so she did.

  54. I never go looking at these idiots, Ped. This is all your fault. A spanking is definitely on the cards.

  55. Mark was eating at Nandos…that was the first time he’s ever eaten out a bird.

  56. For all you that missed it……
    Lamebook forgot to blur Jasmin’s full name on this original post so we all looked her up on Facey and her profile pic (which she has now changed) was a little unflattering. So a lot of the comments that resulted have been removed. Then this little hobbit piped up. Those that know Jasmin’s full name were easily able to find him on her friend’s list as he rather stupidly used his full name as his username when commenting.
    Clearly the hobbit submitted this lame-o prank, and now looks a bit of a dick. Not to mention a stalker!

  57. She still looks like a drag queen. You can’t change that with a new profile pic.

  58. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Okey-doke, found Daniel. Which one is Jasmin in her picture? The blond on the right? I’m intrigued now – it’s been a slow day.

  59. Jasmin looks like a duck if she’s is on the right. Or perhaps a drake.

  60. Yeah that’s her.

  61. HAHAHA!!!
    You are all so pathetic! Looking at mine and Jasmins page to see are profile picture!!! So fucking what Jasmin changed her profile picture. LOL. Stalkers much.
    Do you know what i think im going to change mine ?
    O and me a stalker urmmmm i dont think so seeming i have nothing to do with this and your sat there with your sad little lifes stalking me! Oooo dear! Grow up.

  62. P.S I used my own name because im not a coward to say anything and hide behind a fake name :)

  63. thats girls face could cut a diamond

  64. Woah. Anyone else wondering how the hell this got posted?! I have a f**ked up sense of humour like the rest of the internet but this just made me uncomfortable especially with the recent suicides in America caused by homophobic bullying :/

  65. @sarcasmo
    You’re really upset at this? Lol maybe I’m just a d!ck, but I thought this was pretty damn funny. You’ve got some serious issues if you wanna kill yourself because ya got stood up.

  66. I’ve really enjoyed this site, and have never felt the need to comment, just to share and enjoy.

    I find this post as funny as dead baby.

    I put up with the homophobic and anti-religious and class-war shite that I assume is particular to America, it’s extremely shocking that you lot are so behind.

    This is vile, it’s not a rebuke, it’s not funny and rightly so, here in the UK it would probably get a criminal prosecution.

    So, in trying to understand you all and glossing over the transatlantic shit that doesn’t travel but linking to the site and reading regularly, I see you’re too nasty to be humurous.

    I joined to literally say goodbye to many years of fun. This site has really pushed boundaries lately. I just now have to figure out how to unjoin.

  67. Scuttlebutt… do you even understand what you’ve written above? Cos I’ve read it like 10 times and I still don’t.

    Shame you’ll never get to read this, assuming you’ve ‘unjoined’.

    ‘…anti-religious… shite that’s particular to America’??

    Americans love a bit of religion… are you just another misunderstood Mormon or Scientologist? Is the World against you?

    Isn’t pushing boundaries good?

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