Maybe he died and she will spend the rest of her days solemnly waiting at the airport wearing a bonnet and clutching a handkerchief to her weeping visage, like something from the most depressing of Anthony Minghella films.
I hate it when something good happens too. The other day, I won an i-phone on a competition I didn’t even realise I entered. I showed those bloody bastards. They can have it back, stick it up their arses and ruin someone else’s life with their free Apple goodness.
But 12 minutes per phone card? I think perhaps Elaine might benefit from Skype.
dude needs to check the bitch, I tell people regularly that if they post nonsense I cut them out, shit like that would get a bitch dropped instantly. He’s prob cheating on her with some fly egyptian hoe
I decided she’s amazing after reading the other post– where she’d brush his hair while he’s sleeping! She sounds like she definitely needs some Adderol, but she’s harmless! Hahaha. I would crack up if this bitch was my girlfriend.
Whoh… this bint needs a 5-mile exclusion zone around her! Elaine has some serious insecurity issues that send her into global thermonuclear mode when things don’t go her way. Ahmed, you are sooo gonna get it if you marry this nutter and you are 5 seconds late arriving home from work; she will be there on the doorstep with an axe, you just know it…
Elaine dear; Ahmed’s passport just isn’t worth all of this crap. Go and get some nice Mills and Boon books and read about the other side of romance, where people don’t get hacked to death for not answering the phone.
ha! i found a guy at disney bitches! it actuallyis a good place tpgo. i live in orlando so always manage to have a friend or 2 who works there that can hook us up with free ticketsso we kno the place inside nout and we end up “helping” poor unsuspecting guys lol its cool when they are our age n rich too cuz thenwe getto be goldddigers without feeling bad cuz they spend money on us and we never have to see them again so we dont get attached…cept thsi one guy buthe likes spending money on is and we are attached. hes just a friend tho we dont make him spend money on us but he insists for sum reason. that part kinda sucks cuc we feel bad for feeling good when he gives us stuff lol