I hate you gruss.
Jaffari, that had to be one of the worst metaphors I have ever heard. (It is a metaphor, right?)
Abigail and Brennon can get off the internet and go love each other for real. People like that annoy me so much, especially when it’s littering my home page. The occasional “I love you” or whatever is OK, but crap like this? Come on, show a little fuckin’ discretion?
Abigail has all the signs of a true stalker in the future when her and her bf breakup. She’s clingy as fuck, which is annoying after you blow your load after sex and she’s still all over you and wants to cuddle..ugh.
“I TOLD you I LOVED YOU! How could you do this to me?!!?!?”
No, just the first bit, the second comment wasn’t too bad. I’m a giant douche? I clean girls out? OK, I can live with that. You’ve already had your ‘First’ fun, where’s the satisfaction of doing it again?
As much as I hate when couples publicly spread their love around the internet for all to see like this, it’s crazy to see such hate for their actual relationship.
For all we know, they’re meant to be for the long run.
Me? I just think they’re crazy for each other but also feel the need to baby talk over the net. Remember what it’s like to be in love for the first time? It’s a great feeling. It’s not their fault yours didn’t last. Lighten up
@smith24: Yes emo love is fantastic (if you like that kind of thing), but is it necessary to share it with people who generally couldn’t give a flying fuck that they’re are virgins in puppy love? I’m sure once they actually ‘do it’ a couple of times they will be less prone to making the rest of us (close to) normal people sick with their trivial garbage!
Did anyone else notice that Brennon usually took an entire day to respond to the message from Abigail (sometimes more than that), but Abigail’s reply was always within an hour, with a couple within 5-10 minutes?
Yeah, Brennon is being lame with his lovetalk, but it’s obvious that he’s doing it for her sake and that he’s barely in the relationship (at least compared to her).
…does this remind anyone of that crazy chick from wedding crashers??
clearly silly bear is avoiding abby as much as possible or else this whole gag fest wouldn’t have gone on for a WHOLE flippin WEEK!!
@ anitalaff it’s not the size of the ship that counts but the motion of the ocean …but then again who wouldn’t want the titanic over a tug boat..?lol
im going to have to agree w/ hitmewithyourrhythmvic
#1 – is just werid… I dont think the man is to bright
#2 – Dykes are fkn dumb
#3 – brennon be prepared to move… change your cell number and lock all your doors 24/7… Abigail – get regularly tested for HIV/AIDS
Hi folks. its the Brennon from up there. i just wanted to let you all know that Abigail and I are actually very very happy, but in a long distance relationship. =) one of our dickbag friends must have posted this on here so sorry for all of you who were annoyed.
Geez dude. that’s bloody awful. I wouldn’t tell people that that’s you…
I was in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend for almost the whole of last year, it was very hard to deal with but WE TOLD EACH OTHER how much we loved and missed each other… having long soppy back and forth messages on facebook for all to see that just go on and on and onnnn… now that’s just lame. Hence why it made it on to LAMEBOOK. Geez dude, have some dignity.
Your friend was a douche for posting it to lamebook, but you were a douche for having it on facebook outside of PRIVATE MESSAGING in the first place. FAIL.