The last one is a fake. I’m pretty sure the green part is supposed to be whoever’s phone it is, and Julian is the other person he’s talking to. Since according to this the green part is the one with the butthole autocorrect, it wasn’t Julian that made the typo. So it wouldn’t make sense for Julian to “suck at texting.” Anybody out there with an iPhone, correct me if I’m wrong.
@ifitwerentformyhorse You’re right, the green one is “you”, and the other colour is whoever you’re texting with. I don’t have an iPhone, but this colour coding thing applies to all texting via any phone.
Re: post # 3
This is a very popular post at damnyouautocorrect.com So presumably Julian sent his screen shot to that site. Then some random person posted it to their facebook account with the caption “julian sucks at texting.” So it’s not necessarily a ‘fake’ post- it’s just a watered down joke.
I’m going to go to India, visit one of their leper colonies, and snap off some random dude’s cock. I’m going to take that cock to Japan, and just rub it all over one of their failing nuclear plants. I will then go to Germany and have them shit all over that cock.
Once I’ve completed this mission, I’m going to take that radioactive shit-smeared leper’s cock, and shove it right up Meron’s ass. Hannah will finally be able to watch a glow in the dark cock in action.