It’s a brave new world now, Lizzie: You don’t have to resort to selling sex to get money fast! Just do what I do whenever I need money: swallow condoms full of heroin and take them across the border. Anthony can probably help you loosen up for the extraction process.
agreed. i wonder, does everyone on here (most undoubtedly possessed of not inconsiderable amounts of grey matter) actually have a really low laughter threshold? or rather, are people tacitly aware of the growing obsolescence of the actual posts, them being increasingly less and less funny than the comments section, and using them merely as a kind of exordium, a jumping-off-point, for an eventual witty discourse….?
I know, right? I was hoping you didn’t get abducted by Canadian spies or something. Life in the dirty’s pretty decent. The Braves have a nice winning streak going, I got to go to the game on Sunday with some friends and drank a lot of frosty cold beverages, so I can’t really complain. It’s getting hot down here, though!
How about you? Life good up in the great northeast?
You have a right mind to be worried. Those Canadians are wily like the chinchilla; or so I’ve heard. Glad to hear your team’s doing well… The Red Sox, not so much. It’s a little depressing this point in the season to be, what, 8 games behind Tampa and 4 behind the dreaded Yankees. Ugh. On the up side, we had our first summer day today though which was LOVELY. Although I had to work, I am now enjoying a delicious vodka beverage, about to delve into some porn that I’ve yet to choose, and not looking forward to the workday tomorrow
We really should work on some kind of script, and a title, for our “work in progress”…
@ee – was it you or word who spent the evening with the pelts and stuffed heads? This is starting to remind me of that… and I like where it’s going!
We’re planning a porn, so of course you can come over. We can watch and take notes to plan our “creative process” as you put it however, I have run out of juice so I am now mixing the vodka with old kool aid that I found in the basement. It’s just, at this point, I am not willing to put clothes on, drive to the store, and purchase more juice just to get shitty. But that’s me.
What are you thinking for a title? Should I be “katypants” in it? hahahahaaa
You’re totally naked in my imagination. Kool-Aid’s a pretty solid mixer, really. Whatever gets the job done. Though, we should do some shots!
Katypants is a good porn name, but we may be able to come up with something better. I’m drawing a blank on the name. Though, it’s set in the south… Peaches and Cream? Dickin’ in Dixie? Girl Gone Wild With the Wind? Goin’ Down (South)? Any thoughts?
I’m totally naked in real life, my dear. When I get home from work I take all those awful office clothes off and toss them into the basement. The man is at a racetrack so I can be nekkid and not hounded. And please, please, tell me… what is better than being naked, booze, and porn after a long day?
With regards to the name… hmmmmm… I would love to incorporate the jet into the title as I would like that to be the main scene… you know the one when you pop in a porn and fast forward through all the crap to get to? Yeah, I want that. Southern and jets and power and afterburners and military… Give me more titles to work with!
I’m finding it pretty hard to concentrate on coming up with movie names now that I know you’re naked, tipsy, and watching a flick. Too bad I don’t have a car that drives 800 miles an hour, I could get there in time.
Why dontcha come over for a test run? I’ve got, pffft, 2 hours… If you can get here in one, I think we’re set… you find a car that goes 800 mph yet? Or maybe a friend with a delorean equip with a flux capacitor?