Thursday, August 19, 2010

Spaced Out

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  1. What an IDOIT!

  2. We actually do have two moons, but not like what is described here

  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3753_Cruithne

  4. So.. ish ;)

  5. This is a fucking joke right? Unless this girl is 8 years old she needs to be put to sleep or kept away from the internet at least.

  6. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    Honestly, can anyone be that stupid?… I guess the answer is yes. I hope this girl never breeds

  7. Yeah, it’d be fucking nonsense if God made more than one moon.

    Right fargis?

  8. Although you’re being snide, what you say is correct. God created the moon to keep the nights from being pitch black. According to scripture, pitch black is reserved only for those who reject God and Jesus Christ.

  9. well she is automatically stupid for believing in “god.”

    it’s obvious she just believes what other people tell her.

    “I wonder how that second one appeared?”

    your “god” put it there as part of his “plan” to keep all of you “god” followers stupid as “hell”, and guess what? it’s working!

    maybe you should stop spending your Sundays at Church and pick up a Science book.

  10. There’s not much love coming from MomLovesElectro.

  11. Oh shit, MomLovesElectro is screeeeewed.

  12. Why did God create clouds to cover the moon then? How about when it’s nowt but a slither? That God is a snidey bastard, it’s why I stay away from him.

  13. I believe god was to busy with the moon and forgot her brain… but it is okay she can go with me to see the wizard of oz. I need to get back home. Well we are off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.

  14. yeah just like how “god” created the banana to fit perfectly in a human hand?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

    hahaha so fucking stupid!

    I guess that’s why god made the penis the same shape huh.

  15. yeah my name is not MomLoveEveryone or MomLoveFucktards it’s MomLovesElectro.

  16. I hate pitch black (the movie was alright, though). I don’t eat enough carrots. I prefer to see what I’m groping. Lights on is always my preferred option. Moonlight works for me as well.

  17. oh there is suppose to be an “s” in there before everyone starts telling me I can’t spell.

  18. That banana thing has converted me, I mean I see no flaws in is explaination. Does this mean God invented the orange too, which roll off the table are a bastard to peel and squirt acidic juice into my eye? Damn you God *shakes fist at sky, between the two moons*.

  19. It’s dark out, does God hate me?

  20. Actually the Earth has either 1 or 5 moons. If what ‘ballah’ mentioned (Cruithne) is classed as a moon, then the other 3 have to be aswell. :P

  21. God really hates the north.

  22. That banana video is fantastic! Thanks MomLovesElectro….made my day. That and watching The Fly earlier….my goodness Brundlefly is disgusting…nearly lost my lunch :D

    MomLovesElectro don’t let Danny Boy get to you, he likes it. The ‘pitch black is reserved for sinners’ thing is new to me though. It’s just like being locked in a cupboard….or blind…..that’ll learn ‘em, eh Dan?

  23. BritishHobo- yes, yes he does.

  24. Thanks MomLovesElectro I know know how I can put fear in an atheists. I will toss a banana at them. Then they will be able to see the moon! I am a good person, I do good! Yah me.

  25. MsBuzzkillington

    How is learning that the reason “part of the moon goes away” when it isn’t full is because we USED to have a second moon 200 years ago more believable than him saying it’s caused because of shadows?

  26. We all know the shadow is caused by Jesus’ big hard on, it’s your basic non-science lesson.

  27. MsBuzzkillington

    If you look up her facebook.. her status in the beginning is a little different from the one here. Which is kinda.. weird.

  28. No, no it isn’t.

  29. Oh my god! she already started breeding and she has a job too.
    Did you realize two other people have that same status on their profile.

  30. @Scarab LB edited this to make it more “funny”

  31. and MomlovesElectro, “to each his own”. don’t be so ignorant. people are free to choose what they believe in.

  32. Kordelia isn’t the only person in here that doesn’t need to be breeding.

  33. @MomLovesElectro

    Yeah, I don’t believe in God either, but I also don’t believe in uttering my opinion about it whenever and wherever I can, continually bashing Christians and Christianity, and then keep repeating myself over and over again, just so people understand just how much I don’t believe in God. I just don’t care.

    It’s not really necessary to write it “god”, “plan” and “hell” either, to make it extra super clear. You don’t believe in God. I get it. We all get it.

    You don’t believe in God? Fine. Then don’t be a Christian. Easy as that.

  34. Oh sweet baby Jesus…

    I think that about sums it up.

  35. @ anorexicpanda – Maybe @momloveselectro is just offering an opposing view to the many christians who insist on spreading the word and attempting to convince people that their way is the only way. I am utterly sick of preachy christians, and welcome a little bit of preachy atheism.

  36. word… the town I live in actually has a Carrotfest every August. I kid you not… it’s this weekend.

    Anyway, I love you..

  37. @rockinghorsefly

    Yes, maybe some Christians do tend to preach a lot about that, but face it, atheists aren’t that much better. It isn’t just “a little bit”, they preach just as much as Christians about how God doesn’t exist, and how there are scientific proof to this and that, while there are no scientific proof to other stuff, Darwinism, evolution, The Big Bang, religion is the root of all evil, the “oh, someone said that God created the world, I immediately need to utter my opinion” attitude, blah blah blah! To be honest, I’m just damn sick of both.
    Tits or gtfo.

  38. I’m amused that this stupid girl has ignited a whole debate about the existance of god. Just what dan_fargis wanted. I think there is a God, and he created morons like her to entertain himself (and us). Seems to be working. I am entertained. I would also like to punch her in the face.

    PS I’m changing my username to MomLoveFucktards.

  39. It is my current opinion that God created stupid people to make the normal-to-smart people feel just that much better about themselves. That’s the only explanation I can think of that’s preventing me from becoming an atheist. lol

  40. @rockinghorsefly – Amen! I like to hear from some preachy atheists all the time. I’m sick of the religious nutjobs all around me. How’s about a little less blind-faith-as-a-crutch and a little more thinking?!

  41. Except one thing. Some try to preach based on science and understanding; others try to preach based on fear/monetary gain/ sheep syndrome. There should be some merit for individuality and intelligence. Or at least a gold star.

  42. ^^^ Agreed

  43. Who owns that Moon?

  44. Agree*

  45. That would be me Soup. It’s not a moon, that’s my ego.

  46. Oh good old religion debate. Although I do love to watch the anger jesus freaks radiate when an athiest makes a valid point…

    Anyone else find it strange that Dan answered right behind Hobo?

  47. mass, an actual festival for carrots? Hmmm, I wonder if Canadian carrots taste better than Australian carrots? I could be persuaded to take the trip to find out…

  48. Kordelias brain is made of fuck slush and is so naive that if i told her that I was God and that this thing in my hand was my God Stick and that the only way of making the moon rise is if she sucks it…she would.

    Kordelia don’t let the world languish in the dark, come here and suck my Divine Rod of Monnlight!

  49. Lol I found her profile… Kordelia is a more common name than one may think, but Te’koa isn’t :P

    The thread continues:

    #
    Stephen Francis ‎…
    Tuesday at 06:20
    #
    Kordelia Claybourn lol. i.ll stop.
    Tuesday at 06:20
    #
    Eric Cash haha okay, we’ll stop too. As far as we know, there’s only been one moon. I was just messing with you. But everything else is real. Sorry! Come visit us soon!
    Tuesday at 06:22
    #
    Kordelia Claybourn omgeee. i knew it! lol. And i know. i miss u two lots! ♥
    Tuesday at 06:23

  50. word… you’d love the festival, the mascot is a dude in a carrot outfit … you can’t make this stuff up.

    I look forward to seeing you in person word, instead of just in my dreams.

  51. @Mass
    …You’re creepy. But I kinda like you.

  52. Thank-you panda… I am sure I like you too. Carrotfest is tomorrow though, better hurry everyone! Google it… it exists!

  53. Good morning, mass. As much as I’d love to come to Canada and taste test carrots with you all weekend, I’ll have to decline. Your carrot festival clashes with our Federal election.

    I have to stay here and vote. Funnily enough, our incumbent female PM has hair the colour of carrots.

    But I haven’t planned anything yet for next weekend…

  54. It’s so funny how I make one comment and this is what happens. EVERYTIME I TELL YOU! so awesome.

    and you’re right “to each his own” sure! but that doesn’t mean I’m going to keep quite about it. every single day I look on my own facebook and see a bunch of bullshit “god” stuff. telling me “god” wants me to do this or that. That it’s “god” who provided me with everything because that’s his “plan” SORRY but that was ME! I did it not GOD!

    why can’t everybody just believe in themselves? maybe if everybody did that, things on this earth would be a lot better…”oh it’s ok, god wants me to focus on my church right now I have no time to diet and exercise, I guess it’s in his plan to start doing that another time.” and you could really insert anything in there besides (diet and exercise) I hear it ALL THE TIME!

    and I for one (and I know many others) find it VERY annoying to hear all this complete bullshit everyday…and don’t tell me not to read it or listen to it either. it’s like a trap I start reading and before I know it, it’s too late. and unless I used earplugs I can’t shut my ears.

    and you HAVE to be kidding when you say we boast just as much as Christians! we’re not the ones with churches on every corner going around to peoples houses and knocking on doors and harassing people to “join us” trying to scare people telling them that if you don’t “you will go to this fiery awful place called HELL after you die!” Denying people to marry just because the bible doesn’t want them too. A BOOK! I mean really! I could go on and on about the many ways that religious people seem to find a way to slither there way into other non-believers life. so no it’s not “to each his own” when they start shutting their mouths I will shut mine.

    I rather care about whats going on right now in my life and with my children and you know what I’m going to teach them?! how to think for themselves! to not just follow what people tell them. to research and find evidence, to think logically.

    and yes I believe there was a man at one time named Jesus but was he the son of GOD? fuck no! he was just a crazy dude who was a little more intelligent that the rest of the people at that time and found a way to scare them into following him. period.

    “With great power comes great responsibility.” There is another that says, “Knowledge is power.” Now, if “Knowledge is power” and “With great power comes great responsibility,” then…

    “With knowledge comes great power and responsibility.”

    I feel great power because I have choose to not follow the sheep in a heard because I educated myself, and now I feel responsible to teach the followers that they should stop and think for themselves!

  55. Woah.

  56. Woah indeed.

  57. Somebody got their tit caught in a wringer…huh?

  58. Wow at ballah’s comment. We do learn a new thing everyday.

  59. It isn’t a moon. It’s a satellite that crosses our orbit.

  60. livingplanetsonfire

    That’s no moon! that’s a spacestation!!!

  61. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    What really fucks me up is that that school is ten mins away from me in England and is one of the schools I work with. But I’m pretty sure Te’koa and Kordelia aren’t local girls! The World Wide Web indeed…

    And a quick comment for MomLovesElectro – I’m a Christian, but it’s unbelievably ignorant of you to judge all Christians as one. If you really have ‘educated yourself’ you should know that I’m following the ‘herd’ not the ‘heard’ and that it would probably be the best thing for all of us if you did ‘keep quite’. Or, with all that extra time you have on your hands whilst I’m praying, gen up on spelling, grammar and puctuation.

    Kisses.

  62. Hey, it’s too easy to find this girl on Facebook.

  63. hitmewithyourrhythmvic. aw I feel so sorry for you. I bet you tried real hard to find a misspelling in my comment because thats all you have to come back with. so sad. maybe you should get off of lamebook and start praying more. it’s real Christian of you to laugh at other peoples expenses huh?

    it took me 5 minutes to write that so it’s not that big of a deal to me. sorry I misspelled ONE word in that whole comment. so sorry I made your tiny brain work real hard to figure it out.

  64. Who the fuck cares??

  65. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ MomLovesElectro – it was two.

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