Either I’m a time traveler or facebook’s date stamps are sometimes wrong. I have a post that claims that I posted from my phone on Christmas day, 1966. Since I was not even born yet, and neither was the internet, or Mark Zuckerburg for that matter, I’m fairly certain this is not true. So yeah bad stamps does not automatically mean fake.
My theory on the time issues are that whoever has posted this had taken screenshots at several points with the intention of submitting it – only for more comments to be added. There may also have been comments from other people too (let’s face it, how often do you have something like this without other assholes trying to get in on it or just WTFLOLZORing it?).
So, yeah – they took all the relevant posts from at least two different screenshots and merged them together (the alignment isn’t perfect, you can see this has been done).
With that dealt with – I would now like to pass actual judgment on the post: people over the age of 14 who read or care about Harry Potter in any way, shape or form, should be hung by the testicles/breasts (delete where appropriate) until said body parts have turned completely blue.
I’ve noticed facebooks time stamps are out … I posted a status that had an almost immediate reply … So immediate, infact, that the person replying was psychic, and had commented an hour before I posted the status.
I don’t know how old they are… but yay, Potter nerd time! One comes of age at 17 in the magical world, so I sort of get that, but after seeing the version that deroch posted, I must say that neither of them should be making jokes about that when 17 is obviously too young for those Muggles to be considering.
The prisoner of Azkaban stuff is creepy. Why would she make him a prisoner in Azkaban? What the hell has he done to warrant it and why is he even bringing it up? I’m scared now.
Oh and also, in a lot of threads I often find that the comments posted are equally as lame as the topic posts, especially the ones where people think they’re being ‘witty’. Please stop, the cringing hurts my sides.
Smartass, heaven forfend that multiple humour websites sometimes post the same stuff.
If you don’t like the comments to a website you already consider ‘lame’ perhaps you should stop reading them. Or skip over those that are obviously lame.
Or you can make more lame comments whining about comments and topic posts. It’s really up to you.