What a lovely way to start your day, by posting a long-winded, inane, bitter, meandering rant on Facebook! SO much more “fun” than simply blocking ‘pigwhore’. I’d be curious to know how far her friend count dipped next time she logged in. On the other hand, there’s also the possibility that she got some new friend requests, particularly from dudes who heard about that post and are hoping to catch a virtual cat fight on FB sometime soon.
C’mon you people. You’re not that slow. She’s not even friends with pigwhore, let alone blocking her. She’s seeing pigwhore’s comments and wall posts showing up on the pages of mutual friends and apparently that’s so awful that she has to rant about it.
She’s being way too hard on pigwhore. After all, pigs need lovin’ too, and sometimes pigs need to pay for that lovin’. Pigwhore provides a valuable service to the pork industry. A sexually sated pig is a happy pig, and a happy pig makes a good ham.
@2fst4u – I didn’t know that. Then again, I’ve never been so bent out of shape over someone I wasn’t friends with that the mere sight of their name made me go off on a caps-lock fueled rampage. Maybe I need to work on that.
And that’s odd…. I initially typed “caps-lock fueled misspelled rampage,” but I went back and she actually didn’t make any gross misspellings (I’m not counting the annoying u=you or not using an apostrophe kind of stuff). I’m sure there’s something I could nitpick, but compared to most of what else I’ve seen on FB, she’s a mild genius. I just saw caps lock and angry and my mind automatically associated it with poor spelling.
Not sure? last week I had a dream about bananas (seriously) I woke up saying “peel them, peel them, they could go bad.” no joke. It was a awkward moment for me and the mister. So pigwhores… we’ll have to wait to see, I’ll keep you posted.
No, I do my kegels. I just shoot the wallet right on to the counter. It’s quite the sight to behold. And no worries word, I make plenty of extra cash working parties for sexually confused people on the weekend.