First of all, Przemek is an awesome name. Secondly, Przemek is awesome. Third, if you’re still referring to someone as your “baby girl,” you’re not ready for a wedding, regardless of how long you’ve been dating.
Przemek, I would not like to marry you but I would like to take you out for dranks.
My parents knew each other for around six months before they were married and have been married now for 33 years. I and my wife got married after knowing each-other a year and it only was that long because she wasn’t 18 yet we started talking about marriage after about two months we have been married for 7 years this november and have never even thought of divorce. Basically Przemek is an asshat and anyone who thinks he’s “cool” or “awesome” because of this without knowing anything about him are even bigger asshats.
No, Przemek is a pragmatist who knows the chances of this lasting far outweigh the few anecdotes here and there of “how it worked for MEEEEEE”. My parents were in a relationship for six years before they wed and if circumstances hadn’t rendered my mom a widow some 38 years later they’d still be married.
Besides, have any of you thought of how maybe Przemek actually *knows* these people/the situation really, really, really well and know that there is no chance in hell that this is a serious pairing? They’re not all haters, you know.