Thursday, April 1, 2010

Some PhoDOHs!

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  1. I lol’d @ the Kettle.

  2. I feel like a 13 year old schoolboy for laughing as much at the dildo of the month club as much as I did.

  3. The caveman’s face looks like Jack’s top half…

  4. Jaymie, if you didn’t know, I’ll forgive you, but still, a fucking unkind thing to say to someone. A softer approach would have been more appropriate.

    As for the shit eating baby, it doesn’t automatically mean you have a future freak on your hands.
    Allegedly, I ate my own one time as a baby.
    And look how I turned out.

  5. I am totally signing all my friends up for the dildo of the month club. They’ll never see it coming. Money well spent I’d say.
    I have nothing to say about a coprophagist baby.

  6. I feel bad for Julia’s child. At which point did she think it would be cute to photograph her kid eating their own shit? I mean giggling at the stuff your kids do is okay, but posting it on the internet for millions of people to view and laugh at is kinda mean. She’s gonna be one of those moms that pulls that photo out when her prom date comes to get her.

    Also, I am signing like ten people up for the dildo of the month club….

  7. Dildo of the month club is a prank! You can buy a 4 pack of the prank envelopes with membership card and membership letter included for 9.99 off of EBay.

  8. @word… you’re the most well-adjusted of us all.

  9. Dildo of the month club?

    I’m more of a dildo of the day club kinda girl.

  10. omfgits, thank you my friend, I appreciate that.

    You made me feel better, I’m meatless today.

  11. Well if you were a member for a few years you’d have a very wide… selection.

  12. Lissie, nothing wide about me, anywhere.

    Except for my compassion for humanity, now that’s expansive.

  13. Okay, fair enough on it not being too weird for a baby to eat it’s own shit, they aren’t too clued up on general ettiquete, but ‘Gotta love it’? That IS weird.

    …wait, fuck, that was sarcasm, wasn’t it?
    I think I just jumped the shark.

  14. Oh, God, I feel sick. Sarcasm or not, you just don’t post that crap. Julia, if I wanted to see your daughter smearing herself with her own shit and eating it, I’d be in fucking prison. And I think the same goes for the rest of your Facebook friends.

  15. I’m sorry, but if you have a little kid and you smell poo at ANY point, why wouldn’t you check the kid’s diaper? It should never have even gotten to a point where she’s playing with it.

  16. @ word

    No soft approach needed… he posted his mutilated body for everyone to see… jayme’s comment was spot on… no one wants to see dudes gross-ass body

  17. what the fuck is wrong with julie… you have kids in diapers, get in the car, smell poop and THEN drive home… that bitch deserves to have her face shoved in shit… if it happened in transit and she snapped a pic, i have no problem with it… but the fact that she admits she smelled it before driving makes her a piece of shit

  18. Hobo, I agree with you, don’t post it on facebook, but as something that’s part of having little kids, darlin’, shit happens.

  19. oh and greg wtf!!

  20. shit eating baby is stfu parents worthy!!

  21. slim, you know I’m not into the mockery of certain things, and human disfigurement is one of them. I have other things are on my hit list.

    Poor fella, he’s gotta live with that, not much can fix that, and yeah, he’s put himself out there knowing there would be ridicule, but he did it anyway. Good for him.

  22. I’m not keen on scars, but the wabi-sabi thing is kind of working for Jack.

    Ah, hell, I’d maybe even give him a sympathy spin in the sheets just for dealing with his stupid friend’s comment so gracefully. I like a self possessed man.

  23. I’m with Word on this one! Anybody with half a brain knows those are burn marks and Jaymie is a huge f*cking cunt.

  24. Go Miss Shegas, maybe we can do him together, that will help his self confidence.

  25. Epic burn Greg!!

  26. “I’m sorry, but if you have a little kid and you smell poo at ANY point, why wouldn’t you check the kid’s diaper?”

    Well she did say she was already in the car before she noticed. If they’re just driving home, I’d leave it until we reached the house too. I’m not pulling over to change a diaper in my car. And hey, once it’s everywhere you may as well keep driving, you have to clean the kid, the carseat, and possibly the upholstery anyway.

    But yeah. Why in the hell would you share that on Facebook? Or anywhere else?

  27. Jaymie, does the top half of Jack look like YOUR loose vagina???
    What a bitch.

    I agree with slimjayz, julie deserves to have that nappy strapped to her face for a week. Bitch.

    Daniella with the heel wearing dick…..learn to spell. Bitch.

  28. @ Jefferson: Jack’s burn is far more epic than Greg’s

  29. I’m with Miss Shegas and Word. I am sure it must have been really hard to put himself out there like that, he definitely deserves a sympathy fuck! Or three…

  30. Julie why the fuck would you share that on facebook????

  31. word… freaking love you!

    I want someone to send me a dildo of the month, I love getting ‘packages’ in the mail!

  32. ee, where you been baby? I’ve missed you.

    I gave it to that dickhesd fealkj today on another post (remember him?).
    In was in honour of my love for you ee, all for you.

  33. ee, I can’t eat meat today, (ya know, the catholic guilt thing), please send me a vegetarian dildo in the post asap!

  34. CommentsAtLarge

    Better ship those puppies without the batteries in them; could you imagine having to explain that when the package was put on hold due to making a suspicious humming noise. No sir, that’s not a bomb – funny story, I’m a member of this club…

  35. *butts in*

    Do I hate fealkj? I don’t remember. His name rings a bell.

  36. I’ve been in HELL word, 2 weeks of it!

    I don’t remember fealkj? Guess he wasn’t that memorable to me. I’m glad you laid into him though, good for you!

    word, anytime you need some vegetarian meat, I’ll be there to give it to ya, you know that!

  37. @wordpervert and @Nonnieyrissa, alright ladies saddle up. We got us a young man to reward. ;D

    Then we can swing by Julia’s, and smack her for being disgusting.

  38. Comments,
    I’m going interstate this weekend, carry on luggage only. Do you think if I pack my toys, they’ll show up on the airport xray equipment? Am I being naive for asking this question? It’s my first time attempting this transfer.

    Hobo, it was a while ago, he fucked with my girl ee on a weekend post about her reading preferences, he was actually very nasty to her.
    I have a long memory.

  39. Yeah, I’ve got a huge list of people I need to sign up for the Dildo of the Month club. Anyone know their (web) address?

  40. CommentsAtLarge

    @word

    I’m pretty sure that the mechanical parts inside will show up, if not the entire thing. Just don’t lay them out in the suitcase next to each other in a row. Cylindrical tubes, lined up, with a bunch of internal wiring tend to make airport security a bit jumpy.

  41. Sorry to hear that ee, I wish I could do something to make it all better for you.

  42. Ahh, now I remember! Yeap, I would say I don’t like him, but that would be putting it mildly. Asshole! :cough, cough:

  43. Thanks Comments, Ill keep that in mind. Well at least I know that while they may be amused or whatever, they can’t arrest me for wanting to have a good time.

    Miss Shegas, I’m undressed and ready to go.

  44. @Wordpervert

    I’m pretty sure you have to bring on the toys and the batteries separately. I don’t travel but a friend gave me that tip once because she got stopped at security. If you are worried about being discreet, pick up one of those toys that looks like something else. If it is not battery operated at all, there should be no issue, just wrap it in a t-shirt the rubber probably won’t show. If it is the plug in kind, I wouldn’t worry either, you can just say it’s a massager and not mention what you massage with it.

  45. Alright wordpervert, I’m puttin’ on the sexy girl panties… time to take one for the team.

    If you are traveling by air with toys, take out all the batteries. Try to put them in a clear, zippered bag inside your carry on, so if your luggage is searched others hands don’t touch them. The screeners WILL seem them in the x-ray; but really, who cares?

    Or, simply overnight these things to yourself at your destination. MUCH easier than traveling with them, and without batteries they don’t usually weigh much.

    Have a great weekend! ;D

  46. Thanks for the tips girls, yes batteries are required for the toys in question. I always separate my whites when I wash, so I’ll separate my batteries when I fly.

    Miss Shegas, I’ve taken many for the team in my time, and they’ve been much more challenging assignments than our mate Jack.
    He’ll be a cakewalk for us.

  47. I was a once member of the dildo of the month club and one day because of a mailing order, I recieved 7 dildos. By the end of the evening I had to force myself from vag to ass because I was getting so loose.
    p.s. I’d fuck Jack dry!

  48. As it’s Easter and all, I thought I’d let you guys know I was born in the year of the rabbit, oh so appropriate I think, and I plan to be one this weekend.

    justbeing, love you.

    I’m off, have a wonderful Easter break everyone, go easy on the chocolate, have sex instead.

  49. No, Julia, you don’t “gotta love it.” Your nasty ass kid is eating poop.

  50. Jaymie, when is it appropriate to say that anyway? And since when did your vagina look like that anyway? Girl, maybe you should get yourself checked out.

    The last makes me feel sick. Really, no-one needs to see EVERY FUCKING moment in your childs life. Granted, babies do that stuff, but uploading photos onto facebook? No thanks.

  51. 90% of the comments on this post are from word! Apparently she has a lot to say.

  52. @Black Cloud
    Yep, and since she’s 100% funnier than 99% of Lamebook submissions, that’s just as well.

  53. Word is just showing how accessible her mouth is. She’s like an angler fish waving around the bait to coax the shy cocks out of the darkness.

  54. Gotta love lamebook. You guys make me laugh :)

    Gotta love posting dirty photos of your kid on facebook? Not so much.

    Happy Easter guys

  55. WhyNotTheWhales

    Jack is hot! Gotta love a guy with scars!!

  56. People ask me why I absolutely despise kids and never want to have any. I just found the perfect picture to demonstrate why. Bbl, vomiting.

  57. Its the fucking Beatles

    Jaymie either has fucktard parents who can’t spell or who CAN spell and the fucktard decided to change that shit for brains name his/herself. And I’m betting their face looks like a loose vagina. Fucking idiot.

  58. @wordperfect

    Can I date you? You seem like a VERY funny/awesome girl! I am in the USAF stationed in Germany right now, but moving back to the states in a few months!

  59. shit…I meant wordpervert not perfect!

  60. At least Josie was saying “Yuck” and not something else. She could have been saying “Yum.” Or “Mommy, catch!”

  61. God… why do people think sharing their kid’s gross things is cool? Then you’re like “fuck you for showing me this shit” and they get offended because it’s “natural”. When will people understand that just because you’re ready to go through all that crap some people might not be, hence they won’t see this as cute. Really Julia, fuck you… fuck you and your shit smearing retarded daughter.

  62. Your first dildo will be coming soon! (And hopefully you will be too!)
    Comedic genius.

  63. You know what Jack has? Fab arms and large hands. It wouldn’t be taking one for the team, it’d be sheer pleasure. Jack, you are cordially invited to visit my bed.

  64. Jack, load up on penicillin.

  65. MsBuzzkillington

    The first thing I thought of when I saw Jack’s picture was “yikes” he must have been burned.

    If he was on my friends list and I saw his picture my first thought wouldn’t be to comment “Omg your chest looks so ugly!”

    Seriously. idiots.

  66. Kettle thing is kinda harsh, but being burned doesn’t make you any less of a douche for posting topless pictures of yourself. It’s not like it was just a holiday snap by the pool.

  67. i find it appalling that more of you lameass peeps are offended by a shit-eating baby and her trashy mom than someone insulting someone that suffered burn trauma. that’s so fucked up = both you commenters and that asshole.

    piss on all of you.

  68. and this burn “victim” has obviously taken care of his body and learned to live with it. he’s lookin good. nothing loose on him in that pic.

  69. Greg FTW! All I can say about the baby one is WOW! I have a two year old daughter,(what’s worse than me having a child is that she is my mini-me), and as soon as I would smell poo, I would check her diaper. SURPRISE, there it was. Never had to wonder “Gee, where is that smell coming from?” Or “Did I step in poo?” Some people just blow my mind.

  70. lol

  71. @j1010
    Agreed. lol

    -God’s investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  72. @elixabeth
    Denied.

  73. It makes me so f-ing angry when ignorant trash makes comments like that to burn victims. I work in a burn unit, and volunteer every year at a camp for children who have survived burn injuries, and sometimes the hardest hurdle is rebuilding their self esteem, especially with adolescents.

    I was taking a seven year old on a wheelchair ride to the McDonald’s located just below our hospital, and a grown woman commented loudly about the girl having “Dat disease wut rots yo’ face off” and refused to ride the elevator with us. What scum. The little girl was in tears.

    I say kudos to the guy for overcoming the stigma that the ignorant have towards someone whose body might not meet the ‘norm’. I’d love to have him come meet with some of the kids.

  74. “It makes me so f-ing angry when ignorant trash makes comments like that to burn victims. I work in a burn unit, and volunteer every year at a camp for children who have survived burn injuries, and sometimes the hardest hurdle is rebuilding their self esteem, especially with adolescents.

    I was taking a seven year old on a wheelchair ride to the McDonald’s located just below our hospital, and a grown woman commented loudly about the girl having “Dat disease wut rots yo’ face off” and refused to ride the elevator with us. What scum. The little girl was in tears.

    I say kudos to the guy for overcoming the stigma that the ignorant have towards someone whose body might not meet the ‘norm’. I’d love to have him come meet with some of the kids.”

    I just want to point out that “ignorant” simply means “lacking in knowledge.” It doesn’t mean “asshole jerkwad.” Go ahead and call people an asshole jerkwad when they’re being one. Don’t call them ignorant unless you’re feeling kind & sympathetic.

  75. I feel so bad for the guy with the burns. Good on him for having the self-confidence to post that photo, though! He should actually not be on Lamebook. He should be a lesson to everyone about the power of self esteem.

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