hi gaiz. i’m the one who submitted the last one. the girl who uploaded it, deni, is actually my friend… but she can’t spell for shit. she gets really pissed when people correct her spelling… & even once corrected my spelling of “doubt” to “dought” once (not even kidding). so. yup.
To provide a little perspective to my previous comment, I’ve actually put together a production called Extremely Chromosomed. The rehearsals alone have taken twelve years to get everything right, but it is finally ready to be unveiled. I will give you a brief synopsis, but please note that words alone cannot capture the unbridled beauty or savage tragedy of this creation:
46 special dancers perform exquisitely precise maneuvers, all the while singing the ever poignant E lucevan le Stelle in perfect synchronicity. The moves and the songs only grow in complexity as the show goes on. For the denouement, while the 46 specials are engaging in the most intricate human pyramid ever put on stage, I take a 47th special, shove a raging beehive down his pants and just whale on it with a stick. I then push his ass right towards the rest of the performers. That fucker is like a wrecking ball. It is glorious.
1. You guys need to hook up private chat – I don’t wanna have to read your comments if it’s not funny.
2. I’m drunk. Don’t bother trying to correct my grammar or spelling cuz I’m well raised and well educated, and that stuff doesn’t matter unless it’s hilariously lamely submitted, so don’t judge me unless I posted on my FB status and you managed to catch it.
3. I don’t even remember why I thought it was important enough to sign in to comment in the first place, but it can’t be that good if British Hobo hasn’t bothered to comment yet… unless he’s on vacation or something.
4. I wish I could promise I wouldn’t get all commenty after the bar again, but this is the first site I pull up when I get home so…
I’ve disliked that band for a long time, but I would totally wear a “Link and Park” t-shirt. Depicting two train cars on a rundown track, perhaps? Or maybe that’s too lame….nope, don’t care, I would still rock it.