That’s a really crappy picture. At first glance I though it said “will you shitty me” but I’m guessing from the context that I was incorrect. Also, Julie already appears to have multiple last names, so why not add another! I agree – six months. Tops.
Not only is it cheap and lame, it’s the LAZIEST proposal I’ve ever seen.
So he sees this hot sauce with ‘Will you marry me?’ on there (do they make them all like that at Taco Bell? :S If so that’s very weird, and this guy cannot have been the first person to come up with this idea, meaning it’s not even original, losing the ONLY thing it had going for it – sorry Will) and thinks ‘oh, that’s a sweet way to propose. I think I’m gonna propose to, uh… uh, Julie, with that. But you know what, rather than actually take her out to Taco Bell, I’ll just take a picture here. I’ll upload it to Facebook when I get home. SHE can find it herself, I won’t bother to put her name on it or any kind of message, I’ll let her figure that out. Brilliant! She’ll LOVE it!’
And she did.
Oh well, they’re in love, and I’m on Lamebook at twenty to eleven mocking them for it, so who’s the real loser here?
I, Will, take you, Julie, to be my wedded. albeit fatass, wife to stuff and feed, on taco Tuesday or fajita Friday, for spicy or mild, through projectile diarrhea and cardiac arrest, to wipe your chin ’till chalupa do us part.
Hobo, I think they have like 20 different phrases they put on the packets. One of the other ones is, ‘Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear laughing.’ that’s the only other one I remember. Oh, there’s one about sporks but I can’t quite remember it. They’ve been doing that for yeeeears.
“Yeah but it was original.” No, no it wasn’t – Taco Bell prints 1000′s of those friggin packets. I have a haunting suspicion that Will and Julie are going to have 1) a long engagement or 2) parental consent to marry since they aren’t of age yet.
Proposal, in hot sauce form, in a jpeg, delivered on Facebook via internet . . . WINWINWIN of EPIC proportions. Only thing better would be if this were sent via cellphone while Will was getting a lapdance.
Please never reproduce. Or if you do, don’t tell your offspring this story. Anyone referring to you, Will, as Romeo, is being sarcastic. And your friend Brian clearly thinks higher of you than the rest of us (actually giving the packet to her? crazy! romantic? really?) so maybe you three should just make some kind of cult and become mountain people.