If my suspicion is correct, #1 is a stripper – so the misspelling doesn’t matter. It’s not a prerequisite for the profession. And Gooch, while I try to be cool about one’s personal choice of body art, I’m not sure I could even buy fries from someone with genitalia inked on their necks. But props for living life your way, I suppose…magic marker or not.
Hey dc! Yeah, I’ve been considering it for some time now… what’s holding me back is wondering where it should be put so I can both hide it but still be able to whip it out and random times in order to ask people exactly what they talkin’ ’bout.
Even if spelled correctly, that would be one of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen. I’d say it’s worthy of Joe’s portfolio, but I don’t really think that Joe could pull off the font. I mean, “Lose Yourself In The Movement of Dance”? That’s a slogan for some high school dance team’s graduation T-Shirt. It shouldn’t be a tattoo, certainly not one that takes up 25% of your torso.
Totally unrelated, BUT…
Ths one guy on my facebook had his status about killing himself, it said something along the lines of, “What is the quickest and painfree way to kill yourself?” Anyway, everyone came with their lame comments, “Don’t do it.” “We’re all here for you.” and the works. Then I read one that said, “Hang in there”
Guys like Gooch are apart of some race of people that desperately want to do things to themselves (like getting cock tattoos and calling themselves Gooch) that will make it near impossible for them to get a decent job somewhere.
#1 Kind of sounds like it might be from an Andrew Lloyd Webber song, or some sort of musical. I am also picturing Billy Elliot. In reality it’s probably a polite way of calling herself a slut.
#2 The ass speaks for itself.
#3 My first thought was “That’s one small dick he’s tattoo’d onto himself…” then figured out it was probably a ‘hang loose’ sign. But really….two guys sitting in their boxers and they’re wasting time taking photos?
#4 I really don’t have a lot to say about this one. Except that his ear looks like it’s running away from his tattoo.
Is it just me or does #1 look a bit masculine? I was trying to figure out if the dude had his arm wrapped in a tube top or something before I realized that was a rack.
Why the hell would you get Gary Coleman’s face tattooed on your ass?? And why would you get a penis on your neck?? These two should have traded tattoos – a penis pointing into the guys butthole. And then Gary Coleman over the other guys whole face. Then those tats would have a real message.
The “tattoo” with the dick under the dude’s ear doesn’t even look like a real tat. Looks like a painting or something. I highly doubt this douchebag is going to walk around with a REAL tattoo of a dick under his ear for the rest of his life. (which wouldn’t be long once the gay bashers see that)
I’ll be honest. I just broke up with my boyfriend so that I could do naughty, naughty things to Rikki while staring into the eyes of Gary Coleman. Yeah, baby.
And the dancer’s body isn’t as much masculine, it’s moreso a weird angle, and dancers have athletic bodies to begin with.
On that note, I’d still do her. With Gary.