such a supportive family meaghan has… if a little bit of pot smoking is going to cause her to be such a shame to her family…. wow… that lot need to remove the sticks from their anuses. glad my family arent a buncha prudes.
In Heather’s defense, the rest of Meaghan’s photo album consists of her forcibly sodomizing household pets, taking rude pictures on top of naked prisoners in a Cuban prison, and shaking hands with Celine Dion.
So, as you can see… she wasn’t REALLY overreacting.
Speaking of blind people. *sigh* I saw a girl walking around my uni today with a cane and sunglasses. She’s definitely not blind, for I know her to the transitive property. If I were blind, I’d probably take that as an insult. Well, if I could see her that is.
Joshua: Hey Bob, long time no see.
Bob: Yeah, how are you? Oh, this is my sister, Monica. Looks like it will just be the three of us for brunch.
Joshua: Hi, Monica. It’s so nice to finally meet you. Here’s my contribution for the meal.
Monica: Thanks, smells delicious. I’m glad you could come. I guess you’re the only other pious one in the family.
Joshua: Yep. Iwanttostabyouwithmyspear.
Monica: Excuse me?
Cut to post brunch mimosas – Bob has left to go back to church
Monica: Josh, that chocolate soufflé was wonderful. It’s too bad Bob is diabetic and couldn’t have any. What’s the secret ingredient?
Monica (swaying): Huh?
Joshua: I want to lay in your cave for three days.
Monica (falling down): Huh?
Joshua: I HAVE RISEN!
I don’t think anyone can be too hard on Joshua. She’s kinda cute even from a female perspective here.
It sucks don’t it mate, when Society’s morality and standards of decent behaviour get in the way of lusting after your cousin.
It doesn’t stop some though.
Problem is Josh, if you go there, your offspring probably won’t be as cute as Monica.
I have a sister in law named Heather who is the same brand of, “OMG so offensive!!!!!! you shame the family!” One year she un-invited me to Easter because I posted “happy bunny shit day.” She later de-friended me because my (negative) views of fashion and makeup were socially unacceptable. Yeah.
I knew a guy who smoked out a litter of kittens. He put them in a bag, blew in the smoke. Some of them didn’t seem to like it, but some of them had a blast chasing the butterfly hallucinations, so he smoked them out again.
I knew a guy who shared smoke, cigarette or pot, with a horse. The horse would come running when he smelled the smoke. The guy would blow the smoke into the horse’s nose. Horse would get all mellow.
I love a good yarn, anywhere, anytime, and I can be as filthy as hell, and probably offend some even.
But there’s just some things I don’t want to hear or read about, and your story, which basically equates to animal cruelty, is an example.
So not cool.
Maybe others will enjoy, but not this girl.