Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Social Notworking

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  1. AAAAAAAAAAALLLL BY MYSEEEEEEEEEEELFFFF, DON’T WANNA BE… ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL BY MYSELLFFFFF… ANYMORE…

  2. Not anymore

  3. Most disturbing is Travis’ idea of what “freedom of speech” means. I don’t know what’s worse: that he thinks the first amendment prevents Facebook from vetting content posted to their own servers, or that he thinks racial slurs and other “offensive” speech are not protected by the first amendment.

  4. How did lamebook’s legal fund go up by like 15k overnight? I’d love to meet that investor.

  5. This was on another popular site similar to this. cough cough.

    I feel the same way then as I do now. The thing the bugs me the MOST about this status, is she forgot a word in the lyrics. It’s I have been HERE a few times, HERE… HERE, HERE!!!

    No one says anything about that…

  6. Jesus H Christ woman! Go chill out, listen to some music and write in your journal!

  7. They’re moderating negative comments posted on their new site. Haha.

  8. Magically Suspicious

    I must find Janis immediately and introduce her to my sister. They could entertain each other for hours.

  9. Paint_my_nails_please

    The Farmville authorities…. LOLOL.

  10. YOU NEED TO GET STRAIGHT AND OFF THE DRUGS AND STOP POSTING CRAP THOUGHTS FROM YOUR SUICIDE JOURNAL. I WILL TALK TO MIKE SLUCKERBAUM AND THE PRESIDENT AND CEO OF FARMVILLE AND WE’RE BUILDING A HUGE FILE ON YOU. I WILL TATTLE ON YOU TO YOUR MOM AND CATELYN AND DORIS AND GENEVIEVE AND THE WOMAN ON THE CORNER WITH THE POODLE AND THE SECURITY GUARD AT DUNKIN DONUTS AND ALL THE OTHER POWERFUL PEOPLE I KNOW IN THE THRIVING METROPOLIS OF SALINA KANSAS! WATCH OUT YOUNG LADY!

  11. Toodles, I wouldn’t.

    Actually, likelihood is I could make a Justin Bieber joke in their vicinity and they would fart ten thousand dollars at me, so I’ve changed my mind, I’m with you.

  12. Can anyone link me to Janis’ Facebook account? I’d like to call her a meddlesome, humorless, vapid cunt directly. Thanks.

  13. word, can you blame ‘em? Their second newest post is of a woman holding two distinctly non-breast shaped jugs in front of her breasts, and is tiled ‘Nice Jugs!’. If they don’t moderate the negative comments, they are going to get fucking slaughtered.

  14. Mikey – don’t do it! She’ll sic the Farmville authorities on your ass. And maybe even the Cityville ones. Oh horror!

  15. Are the moderating them all? I tried to comment and had my first ever “awaiting moderation”. It wasn’t even negative.

  16. THEY DUN GONNA BACKTRACE YOUR COWS AND HAY BALES.

    AND THIS IS FROM. HER. FATHER!

  17. janis needs to get laid

  18. Hobo, that was the one where said negative comment was put. They’ve obviously banning freedom of speech over in their new digs.

    curly, not all. I saw a “Haha” on there somewhere.

  19. Rachel enabled her for far too long. I would’ve told her to shove it about the second comment

  20. curlybap, both my comments so far are awaiting moderation too.

  21. curly, your comment got through.

  22. Ahh right, nice one. See, it wasn’t anything bad. Maybe they’re just keeping an eye on us.

  23. I hate crying fake but WTH?
    this one doesn’t even make any sense. So rachel apparently doesn’t know this woman who she’s friends with? And she doesn’t, why in the world wouldn’t she just de-friend her after the first one or two weird ass comments?

    the whole thing seems weird to me.

  24. I have a crazy aunt on facebook named Janis. And I could totally see her doing this.

  25. I gotta side with Janis on this one…
    She’s bat shit crazy and way too aggressive on this, but who DOESN’T hate the un-creative shits who constantly post song lyrics as a status?

    Someone already had that thought, and then set it to music, stupid.

  26. Meh, the fact that Rachel actually gave legitimate responses to some of Janis’ posts kind of ruined it for me.

  27. since I can’t complain where it belongs…

    asmyjunk is like an entire website devoted to “that one friend” you have that embarrasses the whole group every time you go to a nice restaurant

  28. I’ve been to Salina, KS multiple times. I wasn’t aware that anybody of influence lived there.

  29. I made a right turn in Salina, KS once. Overall, I wasn’t very impressed.

  30. I give up. I think it’s appalling you can’t post a comment over there without being moderated. LB have posted a massive ad on here for their new site. People are going to go and take a look. (Some) People are going to want to say something – be it positive or negative. They’re obviously not getting the response they hoped for, so they’re being difficult.

    But my cynical view is LB has created the other site so they can get some indirect exposure on FB for this, their original site, after being blacklisted from FB since the lawsuit. But that’s just my opinion. I don’t like their chances, but if it works, good luck to them.

    Whatever the case, LB boys, you need to nut-up and accept there’s going to be criticism (constructive or otherwise). How do you think you’ll better yourself without it?

  31. Wordpervert…okay, can we live in sin? :D

  32. ALL OF YOU NEED TO STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE LAMEBOOK AUTHORITIES RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THIS WEBSITE CLEAN AND HEALTH AND NICE AND HAPPY AND PONIES AND RAINBOWS. IF I SEE ANY OF YOU AND YOUR PUNK BOYFRIENDS AND NO I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR AWFUL SEX ACTS…like three ways? 69ing? IT’S ALL DISGUSTING AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO SEND ME A VIDEO OF IT. SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHERE CHILDREN CAN READ IT AND I’LL TELL THE PEOPLE I KNOW IN SALINA KS TO BREAK YOUR SMALL, CHILDISH LEGS SO YOU’LL STOP THE BAD INFLUENCE ON OTHER POOR CHILDREN. ALSO, I’LL TELL YOUR PARENTS AND THE PARENTS OF MANY PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. @3
    yeah that pissed me off also. Good god that’s a distorted view of the constitution, everything is ok unless it’s rascist of course….because that’s offensive.

  34. Keep Janis of off Cityville!

  35. I can think of no good reason not to, so yeah, let’s do it, Anders.

  36. i can’t be! It can’t be! Oh, this is silly…

  37. jonjones and throwingtofu cracked me up. omg

  38. Oh baby!

  39. I wish I had friends like Janis on my fb. Life would be so much more interesting.

  40. Jonjones and throwingtofu made me ROFL in RL. srsly

  41. I am the President of Farmville and Mayor of Salina… and I am watching you all.

    It’s got nothing to do with the above post or Janis, I’m just watching… and touching.

  42. Ha! That was awsome Mofo

  43. For fuck’s sake. Janis is why fb was never intended for anyone other than college students.

  44. i find rachel more annoying than janis. rachel sounds like a whiny bitch to me

  45. Just search for Janis in Salina, KS.

    I like how her only interest is Adam Lambert.

  46. That’s a Blink-182 song, it’s called Always. What idiots.

  47. I’m on the old woman’s side. Facebook should definitely do something about the girl’s appalling taste in music.

  48. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

  49. @whharrison: No, Janis is why Xanax was invented. There are hyperexcitable authoritarians like her in every age group.

  50. Aw man, Rachel done goofed. As soon as Janis reports her to the cyberpolice, consequences will never be the same!

  51. You guys are all morons. Janis was obviously a troll. That’s why Rachel had no idea who she was.

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