“gee willikers, sis. It’s real keen of ya to be doin this for me. Wally told me he does this with girls all the time, and you don’t even want to know what the beav told me about his nickname!! They’re gonna think I’m real swell now!”
Really?! Really?! Have some self-respect. Next time, try it with a girl that’s not related to you. All your male friends are gonna recognize your sister’s legs! Especially in that position. Duh. How are you gonna explain that one?
@Ted DiBiase: Your comment reminded me of a show I used to watch when I was kid called Bizarre. It had a sketch with a yoga instructer and he used to throw/bend his “legs” into all kinds of crazy positions. I loved that show. Even Though half the jokes went over my head.
The sad thing is not that this loser is so happy to pose for photgraphic evidence that he finally managed to pork some girl but rather that the girl, who is obviously taking the photo, is not only not squeamish about accomodating the guy sexually but willing to assist in preserving the moment for posterity.
I am pretty sure that is the longest run on sentence I’ve ever typed.
It’s a nice kinda private-times photo, honestly, if you just keep it to yourself. If you keep a print of it buried in an envelope under your stash of marker pens and nail clippers and swiss army knives and batteries and remote controls and other man-shit lying around in your top drawer. Nothing wrong with that.
But by all that is holy and sacred in this world, not as your goddamn fb profile picture, Evan! Think any of all your other girl-friends on facebook will want to hump you now? Stoopid.
What if they are really in a birthing pool together and this is part of a series of how he helped deliver the baby? That would make the smile a proud papa smile…which it may be anyway. In a twisted sort of way.
Antarctic Circle: I didnt notice that. Now its creepier. Maybe he’s not blushing. Maybe his cheeks are red from somthing else. And while were at she’s just as nasty for whipping out the camera and snapping this picture.
ok, saying she’s nasty for whipping out the camera might be a bit much. I’m kind of of the mind that pics done in the right way are pretty fucking hot – to look at either alone or with the person you took them with. Sharing them with all of fb land is a bit skeevy, but that seems to be more on his part than her’s.
“If you keep a print of it buried in an envelope under your stash of marker pens and nail clippers and swiss army knives and batteries and remote controls and other man-shit lying around in your top drawer. Nothing wrong with that.”
Only thing wrong with that scenario is that someday your 12-year old daughter who’s snooping in your drawers, searching desparately for a stray cigarette to smoke before the ‘rents get home, will find said photo(s) and it’ll screw up her life forever, inspiring her to write inappropriate stories on her blog for the world to see.
it’s a sad day when pompous ignoramuses (ignorami) are given a walk-through of every in-joke on lamebook. then what have we left? i feel like frodo when he goes back to the shire and it’s all messed up!
‘o tempura..!’ &c &c
(before someone corrects me, that wasn’t latin, it was japanese).
Now you got me worried. I can’t find my smokes and daughter Lisa has locked herself into her room for some unknown reason, but I can hear her typing away on her laptop. Then again, she’s only 7 years old, so I shouldn’t be worried.
@ Dr_Know – It’s only those people DESPERATE to fit in to an internet forum who side with the underdog… Maybe you should contact KennyChen & Lorne852 = they should be able to give you tips onto how to side with the wrong ones. You OBVIOUSLY don’t know where the douchebag section on this webpage is, but if you go there, say hi to them for me. BTW, IMO – you are Frodo. This is Svetlana.
@Adamn: I have always been and never flagged from being a hobbit (Frodo or not)…not for one single second. I don’t have a pool and sadly, do not have big hairy feet either. But I wish I did. I will also carry a joke unto the death. Though I must say I do not understand the Frodo joke entirely. You will never convince me that you really give a shit anyway. Cuz I don’t.
I also support Zombie Kid in his efforts and always will.
Truth is, the poor girl (or guy!) was just so bored over there due to the small and pathetic size of this douche bag’s dick, that decided to take a picture of him when he shot his load, after just two minutes of SEX.