Monday, November 16, 2009

So Much Drama on the FB, See?




previous post: What the Folks!



  1. I like turtles.

  2. could morgan and caleb be relatives?

    they both have the same inherent lameness…. and the “W”

    just a thought.

  3. She needs a good head-kicking.

  4. Morgan……..are you scared to let me ….in? Giggity Giggity Giggity!

  5. Who’s surprised?

  6. That first one… Whew! I feel sorry for their children. They will grow up unable to help it that their parents warped them.
    Staying together for the sake of the children does more harm than good.

  7. Best lamebook posts in a while!

  8. Some people stay together because they’re unable to afford to separate. As for he second one – wonder how long she had a boyfriend for after that post

  9. i love Zombie Kid

  10. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

    “…and no hookers – Hookers don’t make me happy when I’m sick, unfortunately”. Hahaha.

  11. @ KB,

    probably a while. dudes find psychotic chicks smokin.

  12. OY! My friends. It’s time to get your 2010 jewish guys calendar, YES it is finally here. For the low price of 2.99, you can have 12 months worth of these hot jewish guys. I mean look how great this guy looks with is gay smile. Happy times for all OY!

  13. let the right one in…babe.

    also, if the most profound thing you can say is, ‘i wish there was a dislike button,’ then you’re doing it wrong.

  14. Zombie Kid, No truer words were spoken.

  15. I’d like to know who this Rae chick is. xD

  16. Zombie Kid is my hero.

  17. Morgan wins the award for “Most Clichéd Last-Ditch Attempt to Win Back Girlfriend”. Sheesh.

  18. Snip, isn’t Morgan the girl and Caleb the boyfriend?

  19. Lamebook always puts a smile on my face

  20. Yeah, Caleb is a male name and Morgan is a gender-neutral name. It is likely in this case that it is female, though. Regardless, Morgan is trying to win back his/her boyfriend.

  21. Lamebook only does the last initial thing, if they have the same last name.

    I have a feeling that these two are husband and wife (Caleb and Morgan) and are maybe separated and trying to get back together? Or maybe they just happen to have the same last name (maybe it’s common, like Walters or Waters or Williams or something)

    @Pink, I think Morgan is the girl and Caleb is the guy (Caleb is almost always a man’s name)

  22. This is in regards to the first post…

    Oh Mac-Desirae had a hoe-farm
    And on this farm she had some skanky hoe’s
    With a ass slapping on the other side of the wall there… Read More
    With a Slap-Slap-here,
    And a their a Slap-Slap
    Oh Mac-Desirae had a hoe-farm
    (sing it real slow y’all) E-I-E-I-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Where is Mr. GreenJeans to sing this with the Dancing Bear; dancing to this “Oh-Mac-Desirae Song”

  23. @Brandi

    They’re dating other people. They’re obviously not “staying together for the children”. It’s a monetary thing. I stayed with my ex for 2 months after we separated, just to both save up money, before heading our separate ways. We had a rule of “no bringing people back home”, which, of course meant that she was gone 5 nights per week, haha.

  24. I know that was pretty lame. I suck at trying to fit in, as you can tell.

  25. @Dave

    Get ready… the rest of lamebook won’t be as gentle as me, as I ignore your song, haha.

  26. Wow @ Dave

    You are one talented person….. o_O.

    You might want to stick to your day job though, pricks like me are everywhere :P

  27. @Pink, you’re almost certainly right.

    Morgan may be a gender-neutral name, but I looked at it and thought of it as a male name, and therefore assumed he must have been trying to get back his girlfriend. Also, his (her) use of the word “babe” in the last comment and the general tendency of men to whine and cry like that.

    My bad.

  28. Jesus H Christ… I’m going back to Fubar!

  29. lol aside from the names… it dies sound like a male to whine like that and to be cruising around aimlessly/lying lol :P

  30. Hookers don’t make her happy when she’s sick? That’s weird. It’s like the complete opposite for me…

  31. ah yes, OC, CB — all the epitome of WT!

  32. As the vomit spews from my mouth, I realize I have lost my lunch. Perhaps I was just meant to be an involuntary bulimic? This is what I’m guessing from the hunger pains churning in my recently emptied stomach. Thank you Morgan & Caleb <3

  33. 1st one is a vindictive bitch.
    2nd one I’m willing to be generous and say she was joking.
    The less said about the 3rd one the better.

  34. As in CHAZ

    who just has no job

  35. I love how people show this stuff on Facebook. Clearly they’re just looking for a whole bunch of attention.

    @Desirae You’re just making this whole thing public to humiliate the guy. You say it’s not a jealousy thing. I say you’re full of shit.

    @Rae …*laughs*

    @Morgan&Caleb Is Facebook the new Jerry Springer? Come on…

    Cheers everyone,


  36. I really shouldn’t say much

    I have no job either because I lost my job as a fluffer in Van Nuys

  37. Zombie kid WTF

    I believe I am the president of his fanclub

  38. People leave Morgan because she’s batshitcrazy.

  39. Yeah Desirae is a really nasty bitch, I can only imagine the atmosphere in that house, poor kids.
    I too like turtles.

  40. Desirae: “i could care less who he is fucking”

    This means you ARE capable of caring less. AHHH!!


    Sorry, it’s just a huge pet peeve of mine. Stupid people, that is.

  41. I love how Joe never responded to Desirae after she went on her crazy rant about being so sick and living in a “hoe-farm”.

    Smart thinking Joe.

  42. I’m a huge fag who likes to stick turtles up my butt.

  43. per #3, why can’t people realize the difference between a wall conversation and a private email conversation? Would they really like to have an arguement like that in public, in front of all their friends? Probably not, so why do they do it on their facebook wall?

  44. Oh the fag clone is back cloning Zombie Kid. Get a life SennMan

  45. Facebook Drama v2.0 – now comes with geographically chanllenged comments.

    Get yours today!

  46. Rae and Desirae are crazy bitches (and need new names).

  47. Why do I not know any people with weird names like lamebook finds?!

    Desirae – kind of feel for her. Kind of. Have been in a similar situation (living with an ex, but in my case no kids involved). BUT I wasn’t out for revenge, and I didn’t air my dirty laundry in public. Also, do hookers make her happy when she isn’t sick?

    Rae – FREAKAZOID ALERT. I hate girls like that [Presuming Rae is a girl here]

    Morgan and Caleb – drama queens. Ugh. I only just realised Morgan is probably a girl… and suddenly it makes more sense. Doesn’t Caleb realise a lot of girls are directionally and navigationally challenged? Map reading fail.

  48. Morgan must admit she didn’t think much of Caleb first time she laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was her first impression of the man.

  49. @Mr Smoketoomuch
    I think you might have smoked too much

  50. You know what pisses me off? How Americans say “could care less”. If you COULD care less, that means you care to some degree. It’s COULDN’T care less, meaning there is no degree of caring which is below the one I’m at, meaning I don’t care. “Couldn’t care less”, people.

  51. @O: What in the world makes you think that’s an American thing?

  52. O: It’s not an American thing, it’s a dumb person thing. I do believe dumb people are universal.

  53. To be honest, 90% of the times I have seen or heard the words “could care less”, they have been emitted by a United States of American.

    The problem is that phrase was originally intended to be sarcastic, but nowadays it’s almost impossible to detect the sarcasm. Especially online.

  54. You know what else pisses me off? This stupid jew calendar ad. I could care less about it and I should not have to see it. Hitler should have taken care of them anyway.


  56. i’d fuck the emotional detachment out of morgan.

  57. why do I get the impression that Morgan and Caleb are in an internet relationship and have never actually met face to face ?

  58. honestly I can feel where Rae’s coming from… it’s really obnoxious when you start dating someone (or finally change your relationship status) and your other facebook friends who have never met or never will meet your bf/gf try to add them. this especially applies to people in college whose friends back home or at other schools friend request their new bf/gf.

  59. @ 57. My thoughts exactly. And what she is scared of is being chopped to bits.

  60. Dear Rae’s Boyfriend,



  61. @Ribiko
    That’s not how I read it… I read it that Rae is fucking insecure and can’t deal with other girls (who he probably knows) adding him. Not necessarily people adding him BECAUSE he’s her new boyfriend. Though, people who do that are weird…

  62. I love it when people are so retarded they forget there’s an e-mail feature in Facebook.

  63. @ 62 poison_hood

    but thank god they do or we would have nothing to laugh at.

  64. For all those wondering, Morgan is a girl. And her last name on FB is the same as his, not because they’re family or actually married, but because they have been dating for a few weeks and like to call eachother “hubby” and “wifey”. I literally keep these people as FB friends just to see the ridiculous stuff they put up. -Submitter

  65. orion70,

    I think you’re absolutely right.

  66. i wish there was a lame button

  67. I think Caleb is better off without Morgan.

  68. @54
    I dunno who was posting as me, or what they’re talking about when they say “jew calendar ad”, but I liked it all the same.

  69. ^ O, there’s an advert on the right hand sidebar that keeps appearing for a 2010 calendar or nice Jewish boys. Along with an ad for a big ass hotdog (that looks like a penis). I think that’s a pretty funny piece of juxtaposition they got there

  70. *of, not or

  71. First chick is more then a little psycho. Why would you live with your ex? That is just plain stupidity!!

  72. ^ I’ve done it, and I’m not stupid.
    Don’t knock it ’til you know the reasons. Mine were financial. We were friends, it weren’t out fine. Sometimes it does. In their case, it evidently does. But don’t generalise. It’s irritating.

  73. *worked out.
    Once of these days, I’ll post without a typo

  74. *and… in their case, it evidently doesn’t.

  75. For that last post I can just hear the music cue up…

    “I don’t wanna wait, for our lives to be over……!”

  76. I may be being dumb Ridz, but… what?

  77. #2 reminds me of a girl I used to be friends with.

    She would constantly bitch about all the girls adding her boyfriend on Facebook/Bebo/whatever and flirting with him.
    If she actually bothered to look through her rose coloured glasses, she would have noticed that all the comments from the girls read along the lines of “Hi, thanks for the add but do I know you?”

  78. @ nor’n monkey – I would like to apologise for knowing this, especially as an English girl, but I think TheRidz was singing the Dawson’s Creek theme song to you and implying that there was something Creek-esque about your situation. Although I couldn’t say what was Creeky about it.

    Apologies for Dawson knowledge – I feel like I’ve let us both down… I blame my housemate.

  79. wtf is up with everyone worshipping zombie kid? zombie kid is lame and has nothing better to do than attempt to create a lame meme

  80. Zombie Kid is an old meme…. not new.

  81. Even more lame than I originally thought then.

    hitmewithyourrhythmvic – I don’t think the Dawson’s Creek theme tune was aimed at nor’n monkey, I have a feeling it was aimed at the posts. I could be wrong but it makes more sense.

  82. Whoa! That girl is so freakin’ jealous!!

  83. @ erm… yes, that does potentially make more sense. But at least I’ve explained it to the monkey. We don’t want to leave him out of the loop now, do we?

  84. @hitmewithrhythmvic and @erm
    Thanks guys, making more sense now!

    PS. I’m a girl!

  85. It’s Emmittsburg, not Emmingsburg.

  86. Yes, I meant the actual posts. Nothing anybody said here on the boards

  87. @ nor’n monkey – haha! Sorry, luv! I’ve had a couple of northern boyfriends, who always called me a southern fairy – it’s stuck in my head that all northern monkeys are boys!

  88. @ hitmewithyourrhythmvic – no worries! I’d assume the same actually. When I was in the south a guy from Yorkshire called himself northern. I pointed out that there’s “nowt more Northern than a Northern Monkey like me” (in proper Geordie fashion). However untrue the sentiment, it kind of stuck. LOL

  89. Who still uses mapquest?

  90. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

    I saw the “w” last names and was waiting for a post saying they were related.

  91. something about turtles

  92. @TheRidz..
    Gotta love the Dawson’s Creek reference LOL.. strange that nobody else got that.. That was the first thing that came to my mind too. Pathetic pair..

  93. @hitmewithyourrythemvic- sorry I missed your post. You too possess the 90′s-adolescence gift (I’ll let the misunderstood context slide) :o )

  94. looks like Morgan watches too many dramatic tv shows/movies…..”If you want the damn truth ill just say it! i am scared to let anyone in!! ok?! is that what you wanted to hear??”
    i lol’ed hard at that one haha

  95. Morgan just watched Rocky 3?

  96. LMAO at Morgan. Girl needs a reality check.

  97. @ Morgan, you are an inspiration… Glad your plan is working…. Ignoring people and behaving like you in bread must help the cause!!! You go girl!

  98. @97, i also refer to women’s asses as “bread”

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