rockinghorsefly, no it doesn’t. Stacks of people make complete fools of themselves at work Christmas parties and never live it down. People even get fired. It’s never a wise move to get overly tanked when the CEO is watching.
I think that’s too much to ask of any man. You seem to be missing an easy solution there zigs, just make sure you’re no more then the second most tanked one there. Just like on the road, as long as you aren’t the fastest one on it, you won’t get pulled over. Also, it helps to make sure everyone else is extremely tanked, this is easily done by spiking all liquids in the office.
Scene: Thanksgiving dinner at Tiffany’s parent’s house
Tiffany’s sister: “Dad, I’m not going to send you separate pictures of your grandkids. You just need to get on Facebook and you can see them all.”
Tiffany’s mom: “Dinner won’t be ready for another 45 minutes. Tiffany’s sister, why don’t you go to the computer and put your father in the Facebook?”
Tiffany: “Turkeys say gobble gobble.”
…At the computer…
Tiffany’s sister: “…See? You can look at all the things we post. Here’s Tiffany’s page.”
Tiffany’s dad: “I don’t know, it all seems kind of silly to me. Wait, what’s this? Who the hell is Manuel? What…TIFFANY!”
Tiffany: “Manuel only eats tacos.”