i’ve found that buy rolling a tube of mighty putty up in a shamwow towel and rubbing it over my snuggie it really helps with the static cling, funktrunks
Tim, you insult your own masculinity. Max, you don’t have very high regard for the achievements of this century.
Both of them obviously don’t find getting laid a very high priority.
“Hold the baby or eat chips” brings up images of a sad baby sitting on the other end of the couch alone and flopping over because mom was reaching for the queso.
Is Max a male? I am assuming so. Should someone tell him that when he mentions being excited about leopard print, it causes one to question his masculinity? I don’t know, maybe I am wrong but I do not fancy men in leopard print….
It is an indictment of the 21st century if even just one person – no matter how juvenile or delusional that person – regards the snuggie as the best “invention” of the 21st century.
@Antarctic Circle- Yeah for real. I know it’s still early on in the century but surely Max could have thought of SOMETHING created in the last nine years that’s more impressive than a weird backwards robe.
The first I ever heard of snuggies was that post where the woman was telling the world that watching Twilight in snuggies was her husbands idea. Ergo, snuggies = emmasculation.
I have to admit, when I first saw the commercial for the snuggie, I was like, “WTF is up with the cult robe?” Now that the weather is starting to get cold, yet again, I have found that I not only use a robe, but a blanket as well to cover my legs/feet. I have subsequently added a snuggie to my Christmas list. Snuggie FTW!
@27 – Don, So she:
A) Didn’t come?
B) Came late, was overcrowded, smelt like a lot of people and you had to stand up all the way?
C) Took forever and you fell asleep on the back seat, only waking up when the driver told you that this was the end of the “route” and it was time to get out.
The Snuggie is an indirect method of brainwashing people to join a cult!!!
LMFAO @ Fucking in a snuggie and @33
Is it possible that Max is short for Maxine?
I would insult a guy’s masculinity if I saw a man wearing a snuggie too. No self respecting, straight guy that I know would be caught dead in a snuggie.
I’m sure other people have said this but I’ll reiterate, what’s the difference between wearing a snuggie and wearing a bathrobe backwards??? It’ll be these people who revive the economy with their nonsensical purchases and buy now think later attitudes!
@hitmewithyourrhythmvic: thanks. Can i accept both parameters as a combined compliment?
The robed crusader! Smashing horniness with his robed wang of orgasmic justice!
87th!
The only thing I dislike about my snuggie is the static cling.
Also know as the WTF Blanket…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
known, even. FML.
I think Max and Tim might be sharing the same “snuggie”.
i’ve found that buy rolling a tube of mighty putty up in a shamwow towel and rubbing it over my snuggie it really helps with the static cling, funktrunks
Tim, you insult your own masculinity. Max, you don’t have very high regard for the achievements of this century.
Both of them obviously don’t find getting laid a very high priority.
Don’t you get the same effect for less money by just putting your bathrobe on backwards?
Blanket of Shame, indeed. Anyone who wears (uses?) one looks like they’re a member of some retarded Jedi Council; ridiculous, you are.
Also, it’s nice to see Miriam doing her part in the battle against childhood obesity. Let’s just hope she doesn’t get them the wrong way around.
fake.
All I can say is that this is one instance where “sleeve of wizard” is a desireable thing.
Any man that uses the word “comfy” needs his masculinity insulted.
If Tim is wearing a Snuggie while playing Xbox, he is probably the only person handling his “other” joystick…
haggie, FTW.
“Hold the baby or eat chips” brings up images of a sad baby sitting on the other end of the couch alone and flopping over because mom was reaching for the queso.
Is Max a male? I am assuming so. Should someone tell him that when he mentions being excited about leopard print, it causes one to question his masculinity? I don’t know, maybe I am wrong but I do not fancy men in leopard print….
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?
I’ll stick to wearing my dressing gown when I’m cold, thanks.
@17 I think he was being facetious with the leopard print remark. At least I certainly hope so… yikes.
Fluffy bath robes are also comfy and warm, and don’t make you look like a loser.
I wonder if Max and Tim wear UGG boots too, I hear those are “soooo comfy” as well.
Max is obviously poking fun at the infomercials. Tim, on the other hand, is just a dork.
It is an indictment of the 21st century if even just one person – no matter how juvenile or delusional that person – regards the snuggie as the best “invention” of the 21st century.
@Antarctic Circle- Yeah for real. I know it’s still early on in the century but surely Max could have thought of SOMETHING created in the last nine years that’s more impressive than a weird backwards robe.
The first I ever heard of snuggies was that post where the woman was telling the world that watching Twilight in snuggies was her husbands idea. Ergo, snuggies = emmasculation.
I have fucked in a snuggie
@Don- isn’t that difficult? Were you both in the same one? Did you put it on backwards, or take it in the rear? Oh, I have so many questions!
mittens: i lifted it up and my girl rode me like a bus route
Fantastic.
I like Tim.
you can hold a baby or eat chips
You can eat a baby, or hold chips.
Handy if you’re playing poker and get hungry.
I have to admit, when I first saw the commercial for the snuggie, I was like, “WTF is up with the cult robe?” Now that the weather is starting to get cold, yet again, I have found that I not only use a robe, but a blanket as well to cover my legs/feet. I have subsequently added a snuggie to my Christmas list. Snuggie FTW!
@27 – Don, So she:
A) Didn’t come?
B) Came late, was overcrowded, smelt like a lot of people and you had to stand up all the way?
C) Took forever and you fell asleep on the back seat, only waking up when the driver told you that this was the end of the “route” and it was time to get out.
@33
I lol’ed.
The Snuggie is an indirect method of brainwashing people to join a cult!!!
LMFAO @ Fucking in a snuggie and @33
Is it possible that Max is short for Maxine?
I like turtles.
People don’t question your masculinity because you wear a Snuggie. They question your masculinity because you say comfy.
Oh god, I can’t work a fucking blanket, someone invent something like a backwards robe to change EVERYTHING.
Back in the day a “snuggie” was when your underpants rode up your crack.
@ 9 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1eleven!!!!!!!!
I would insult a guy’s masculinity if I saw a man wearing a snuggie too. No self respecting, straight guy that I know would be caught dead in a snuggie.
I’m sure other people have said this but I’ll reiterate, what’s the difference between wearing a snuggie and wearing a bathrobe backwards??? It’ll be these people who revive the economy with their nonsensical purchases and buy now think later attitudes!
sweet jesus the cult is growing http://hyperstition.abstractdynamics.org/archives/eyeswideshut_redemption.jpg
I would much rather wear a bathrobe. It is so much easier to flash people that way
@Insane
SOLD!
@Don
That’s some hot ass snuggie sex you’re talking, boy.
You are MISTER FOREPLAY!!
Also if you are a man (like i am) and are smart enough to tie the robe correctly, you may be able to copulate without having to disrobe.
@ Insane – robed sex? That’s some classy (or lazy) copulation. Either way, it’s pretty hot.
Is it the same as the “wtf blanket”?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y lol
@hitmewithyourrhythmvic:
thanks. Can i accept both parameters as a combined compliment?
The robed crusader! Smashing horniness with his robed wang of orgasmic justice!
Guy + Bathrobe= WTF?
It takes a very smart man to tie a robe “correctly”. In certain cases i would actually RECOMMEND not disrobing.
@51: so you’re against sexual intercourse for pleasure???
I’m against the bathrobe as an option for hot sex.
What about economically classy sex?
@Insane – ‘smashing horniness with his robed wang of organsmic justice’. One of the best sentences I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
And yes, please accept both. Lazy, classy sex is the ultimate goal for me, at all times.
Haha i am not too fusy as to the quality of the sex. Just the quality of the partner/s and how frequently i get it. Then again i am male.