i’m currently writing a novel about writing a novel. it’s not really something i can show off at a party though. although sometimes i shove the manuscript down my pants before i go out if i think i’m going to get lucky that night.
Parents and KY. That’s something any offspring should not know/hear about. I have a picture brain and even though my parents are fat asses, I still don’t want a picture of them bumping uglies in my head….
Ah crap. Now I have that picture in my head. Where’s that post about drowning kittens again?
# 12, 13: I love how Americans, who generally know absolutely nothing about what happens outside your part of the world, are going “duh, it’s so simple! KY is, um, vagina jelly, everyone, like, knows that!”
@MsBuzzKill sometimes I make a master shopping list if I am going to several stores, e.g. supermarket then drugstore, and separate it like that…I know, I know, most large supermarkets would have KY, but maybe this is a list in progress, e.g. “if you happen to stop by the drugstore this is what we need here,” with whatever else they happen to jot down in the next few days…it just sort of resembled my cumulative lists like that (in form, if not content).
The butt tattoo is definitely in reference to an old Beavis and Butthead episode. Butthead described his ideal tattoo: “Well I’m gonna get a tattoo of a BUTT, with a BUTT-shaped tattoo on it, and I’m gonna get it right on my BUTT. That would be cool.”
Anyone eat that La Vache Qui Rit cheese?
The cow is wearing earrings, which have a picture of her wearing earrings, which have a picture of her wearing earrings, which have….
When I was a kid I used to try figure out where that chain stopped until my head spun – but now I have this guy’s ass!
10 points for the fractal arse tattoo. A competent artist could’ve squeezed one more in there though. Speaking of squeezing unorthodox things in arses that shopping list looks suspiciously like my grandma’s exotic garlic and charcoal omelette enema. Fire in the hole!
Hey, CK, where ya from? Because I’m curious as to how you can accurately depict an average American and what they do and don’t know. We’re not the only country to have people whose heads are up their backsides so far they can see their own tonsils.
Try not to lump up all in a group, eh? I’m sure you have egocentric twats where you come from, too.
I don’t get the first one and the hopping list one. Okay, people have explained the KY here, but still. What I’m wondering is, why would he be grossed out about that list? How are charcoal, garlic and eggs a reference to anyone’s sex life? Don’t know, maybe there’s some great joke I just don’t get.