Smooth: Ladies! Why do you all have to lie about performing oral? Be a grown woman about this topic, don’t stretch the truth. If I don’t perform oral on a woman, I wouldn’t lie about it (You all need to start keeping your shit gangster (on the level? haha))
Nicely translated. The only thing that may be off is “If I done perform oral on a woman”, not “If I don’t perform…”. Let’s not give Smooth too much credit and instead assume he’s a “dunce that done gone dumb”.
I was in Jamaica a while ago and remember reading a problem page / agony aunt section on the local paper. A mother wrote in complaining that her son was too effeminate and will not change “no matter how often and how hard I beat him”.
Smooth, Jellyquisha, Sumatriana, et al, obviously didn’t get enough of a beating.
Wow Watermelondrea and Goodest, ya’ll are kind of racist and not even know it, eh? Perhaps one of your sisters is going out with someone of a different race and this is how you take it out. Fair enough.
Question for the critics:
Why is it that when there’s a lamebook entry from an African-American, everyone rags on their grammar/use of the English language? But on the similar posts (that I’ve seen), with Caucasian people-no mention (or very little mention) of grammar/use of language?
@50: There are plenty of other posts out there that rag on incorrect grammar. The problem with this particular post is even if you’ve spoken English for your entire life, you need an interpreter to understand what our smooth friend and his homeladies are saying.
I think everyone can be a little bit racist, sexist, heightist, etc. If someone is different to us we tend to highlight that and associate (wrongly or rightly) perceived traits, i.e. All Jamaicans are good sprinters, all women are a bit crazy (actually that is a fact!), short man syndrome, etc. But other than my post being fairly ambiguous I’m struggling to see any racist content or intent. Am happy to be enlightened though, old bean. toodle-pip.
P.S. Some of my best friends are white (and short).
@54 – Not quite. Mama no.2 is definitely how she’s choosing to refer to herself. I would have assumed this was his girlfriend but for some reason the ‘old’ part tells against it. I reckon step-mother.
@53 – 4rm = ‘Forum’ = how some people pronounce ‘from’.
‘Put my belt to you’ = Beat you with my belt.
‘Get your ass beat’ = ‘to be beaten’
‘Mama No. 2′ = Your guess is as good as mine. Step mother? GRAND mother? Mother in law? A joke-name for the girlfriend?
#58 – Compulsory education violates our constitutional right to freedom of speech. How can speech truly be free if you have been taught stuff by other people? Come to the USA, you too can be dumb, free, and say whatever the fuck you want.
Oh yeah, and I’m willing to bet that Angela is Smooth’s (possibly new) girlfriend, and was more than likely the one who was refusing to give him head. Obviously, she’d want him to take it down immediately, because people must know it’s her he’s talking about. Think about it.
By the way, thanks all for the translation. Without them I would have been truly lost!!!