Masturbation aside, depending on the job you’re applying for, they tend not to go for adrenaline junkies, either, they’re too much of a risk/liability, but what do I know? I don’t even have a job, I’m just good at giving advice…
Shove that thumb up your ass and clap your cheeks together, you filthy whore! What? Too much of a pussy to make an account to comment? Ante up, lamebook! I’ve got all fucking day…or until I pass out from drinking too much. Put your money where your mouse is!
People wanna bitch about lamebook being too vulgar? and then bitch about how lamebook has gone to hell? It’s because of all this pc shit you people are on about…boohoo “I might offend somebody”, “Someone might not like what I have to say and give me a thumbs down”
This isn’t a fucking popularity contest. I don’t even like half of you motherfuckers! You want to spice it up? Lets fucking spice it up! Dress up like a fucking molly maid while your at it, bitch. We can play dress up while I shove my wrist up your un-lubed asshole in front of everyone!
How bout a poll here? I bet most of the pansy ass fuckers here are from the U.S. (Beatus is exempt, and at least one guy that doesn’t have an account, but I’m not sure about a couple of ya’) But, all the fun people seem to be from either Australia or the U.K. At least from what I can tell from the typical comments, sorted by timezone and peak usage.
I know, it’s like trying to entertain a bunch of fucks with downs syndrome. I’m going to go finish my beer, masturbate, and shower, but I’ll fucking be back. I’ve got enough GOD DAMNED passion to go around. I’m going to passion all over the fucking place if this place doesn’t liven the fuck up!
Oh, no, there’s plenty of sin going on here. It’s just that none of it involves me cock…right now! I can still hit people with it. It just won’t hurt as much, so I’ll have to use it as a whip instead of a baton, like I’m used to!
Chances are Brad has only skydived and bungee jumped once or twice and now he’s so chuffed that he did it he now includes it in “hobbies and interests”. It really pisses me off when people do that. Oh yeah, and want to sky dive for charity do you? And you want me to give you money to do this? Fuck off!
Heya Franky! I’m concious now! I crashed out hard yesterday, slept like a baby! Now I’m just chillin’ on deck smoking a bowl, getting ready to tie up in port and go to the arcade for a bit. I’m far too passive to argue with some sour poon today…lol…
Anymore, these days, drinking heavily tends to put me out of commission for a couple days while I rehydrate. Some hq bud helps though, for sure, just mellows me out and makes me hungry I guess I did leave out the southies, lost-dog…gosh, I can’t remember who lives there right now. It’s so hard keeping track of everyone here sometimes. Gonna have to do a location poll or something here, at least, ya know, for the relevant users
Awww, man, see, ya’ know…I can’t ignore this, I have to say something. Some of you are real assholes. It’s goopy vaginal discharge like leetsoup up there that make us look bad…Quick, my fellow droogies! Let’s hold it down and shove a sweaty sock in its mouth before this shit gets out of hand and more goons show up and try to foul this joint up!