fuck yeah. lets just make this an ‘ask beatus’ column – by asking beatus about some shit…
hey beatus – do you think the indolence and inertia of modern youth is due in part to a severe, rebellious backlash against staid societal norms – like we have observed in all counter-cultural youth movements, ever since they invented youth. Hell – since Plato voiced his fears for the next generation…or are they just spoiled little scrotes?
Awesomesaurus, “getting some” doesn’t necessarily mean getting a girl pregnant. You see, they have these things these days called “contraceptives” that allow people to have sex without getting pregnant. Of course, they don’t always work, but for the most part, if used properly, they work very well.
However, I doubt Josh even got so much as a kiss after sending flowers, candy, cards, and even a puppy to the girl’s house. His attack was steaming with jealousy. If he didn’t have feelings for her, he probably wouldn’t have said anything.
itzmurda, I’m going to tell you something that’s going to blow your fucking mind. Some people have figured this life out so that they actually have a career of their own making and don’t have some mouth-breather telling them when they can take personal breaks. Some people, because they figured out said career, don’t sit in mind-numbing commuter traffic for three hours a day, and finally it doesn’t take some people nine hours to scan a few pages of text and then come up with something witty and or interesting to post. And that’s how some people can spend twenty minutes a day commenting on the fucking dumbasses of lamebook.
Please pass this on to all the other turdlings who keep making the same fucking comment. And the first one to write tl;dr is a lying sack of poo.
Ps. This argument between ALL you regulars is incredibly ridiculous. This is the kind of ratchetness lamebook is making fun of. It sounds like you’re all adults acting like children. Don’t get me wrong; friendly banter is awesome, but you are at each other’s neck EVERY SINGLE POST I have viewed. @msAnneThorpe @itzmurder @beatus and all the rest are ALL guilty of this ridiculousness.
@Noobsauce ur post are always those wrap up, one liners. You’re exempt and I salute you. Lmaoooooo
hah! I got fucking told right off! awesome.
That’s what it was, wasn’t it? A thorough bollocking? A massively strident hissycunt rant?
Calm your fucking tits, girl. I mean, I’m quite fucking aware that I’m a fucking terrible human and should be ashamed of myself. I am not. I should be more like you. You’re a total fucking winner.
And not a cunt at all. No matter what anyone else is about to call you. Right?