Why is this funny?
Because it looks like a tit. Kind of. If you squint.
At first, I thought she was pinching a nipple
I was about to start flicking the little man in the boat! sooo hot, I love me a good titty squeeze…
“little man in the boat” ??? Surely in your case it’s a lump of week old linguine escaping a loosely packed kebab?
^ding, ding, ding, we have a winner, and damn my loose Fallopian tubes if they didn’t stop that trickle of wee coming out as I laughed my ass off
^you know how female bodies work – it only stops it if it’s a legitimate wee.
I’ve just named my little man in the boat MsAnne, now I’m gonna smash that shit!
Those poor children of Fallopia. Please donate today.
I made a deposit to the children of Fallopia. It’s interesting how I send millions in aid, and only one gets to the targeted child.
or three… just saying.
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