If this was more coherent, it would be funnier. I get the feeling the author spent more time getting the boxes on the flowchart to line up evenly than he did on the actual content. The cracked article linked includes a point-based system for determining the worth of an FB update which is actually quite a bit funnier than this chart.
@Sensible: There was an awesome news report made by a brilliant news anchor named Eric Cartman which was posted on his website a few weeks ago. However it turned out that they did not use that clip for actual episode. It was so awesome. Did the cracked article use a similar rationale for estimating the worth of a facebook profile like a stock?
I would die for a party with Slim, Soup, Malteeser and Hobo when he is not being grouchy. I would also invite Een, Word, and Hoboette and any other that I might have forgotten. You guys have made me laugh every day and I must say made me feel quite horny at times