I think Elizabeth is a teacher and one of her students made a list of what he’s thankful for. It was a week before Thanksgiving, and due to the nature of the assignment, I’d say the students are between 5 and 10 years old.
On this list, the student wrote the teachers name as third and Jesus/God as 13th. She’s probably hot, my 4th grade teacher was smokin’, haha.
The emo joke is old… I preferred “I wish my hair was emo, so that it would cut itself, though.”
The last one is another rip-off from Texts From Last Night. Yes, I am aware of the fact that lamebook doesn’t know all the TFLN-posts, I don’t blame them. I blame those stupid kids who think it’s original to steal a “funny” comment from somewhere else.
You don’t reall love me… you just love the IDEA of love. You’ll find a nice boy out there one day that you can share a life with and then you’ll know what true love is. However, in the meantime, are you busy tonight between 11:30 and 11:45pm?
Long time reader, first time poster. Glad that other people here noticed Elizabeth’s is from TFLN. It got sad when I started hitting random and had read over half the entrys… Also a sad day when I had read everything on Lamebook and started cross-referencing them to other interwebby sites. There was nothing left to do but register and get amongst it!
Wish people would stop making jokes about Haiti.. Its a serious problem and still is! and jokes about it are sick, behond sick thats humourous! It’s just sick and cruel! the emo one -> old and lame!! The rest, always funny
I don’t know how this like/dislike thing works. Does it mean if you find it funny or not? If you think the post is a sad reflection of the state of humanity, but you like the fact that someone shared it here, is that a like or dislike?
I think it works a lil’ like FML (or TFLN. I dunno how it works there). You just vote for positive or negative depending on the content. The fact that you voted or commented or are still here shows that you still support this site. If you think a post’s not worth viewing, don’t vote or comment. Teehee