Some people are so fucking squeamish ‘ewww no poop!’…. Go fuck yourselves in your uptight little poop holes, there’s nothing wrong with doing a couple of lengths in the old brown swimming pool, there’s no shame in taking a human-mud bath.
I myself am quite fond of taking a dip in a bum chocolate lagoon.
I was going to say that it sounded like Imamofo was there, or at least his disciples. Most of the sexually depraved acts we hear of originated in that twisted mind.
Only if it’s connecting any part of you to a toilet seat. My mom once sliced open the bridge of her nose on a piece of sheet metal and the doctor used superglue to heal it because it cut to the bone and would be difficult to stitch together and leave a large scar. The superglued cut didn’t hardly scar at all.
@hella: Oh GOD I sure hope you’re wrong about that! Though… come to think of it, if it’s his face then he can just sort of lift his head (and the seat) off the bowl. It would still be smelly and gross but he may be able to avoid getting it all over himself. But, then again, how the f would he get himself free? Superglue on your face… EEP!
Either way, I think I’m spending entirely too much time dwelling on this gross topic. I think I’ll just choose to believe it’s fake and lame and move on.