Life lesson for you folks: If a guy walks around telling people he has a big dick, chances are he doesn’t. Just like that kid we all knew in high school who went around telling people that he was dating a supermodel, but didn’t have any pictures of them together.
There are 76 year old “porn stars”, so being born IN ’76 doesn’t make him not able to be a porn star.
Btw, was his “long story not so short” a way of saying that he has a big penis? His “story” was like two sentences, so it was obviously short… so I’m thinking he put a pun in there and didn’t say “not intended”.
If that’s the case, then he gets one bonus point, bringing him to a grand total of…. 1, on the How Worthwhile is This Human’s Life scale.
@Lizzle, that is exactly what I was thinking, he still types like a preteen and he’s in his thirties… good thing he has his amazing job to get him ahead in life, since it looks like his brains aren’t gonna help much.
Who care’s if he is a cock-shiner, his political views are “legalize it”…and he lives in Minnasota! I just can’t help but love him…”I never thought I could make so much money from my dick, don’t ya know?”