Judging by her myspace pics, I think she would be very beautiful if she took off that clown face. Jussayin. But yeah, I used to be friends with some juggalos and lettes… they’re just psychotic people. lol
Also, Juggalo story: There is a dude in my upper-level college philosophy class who wears an ICP hoodie AND ICP pants every day. EVERY DAY. The same clothes (unless he has a closet full of the same sweatshirt and pants). He’s obviously a smart person, having gotten into college and moved that far in the philosophy department, but the Juggalo gear throws me off. I’m wondering if he’s doing a social experiment or something.
I had never heard of ICP before. I have just spent like an hour googling them. This is literally the worst music I have ever heard with the worst followers I have ever seen. I kind of hate lamebook for revealing them to me.
@j1010 – I feel for ya that you have this unwanted knowledge. ICP is fairly ridiculous, and their fans are pretty…shall we say…’protective’ of the juggalo/ette image…. even after all these years.
I saw them at a festival in Austin in the late 90′s and the only thing worth mentioning about their performance was the GIGANTIC supersoaker on stage which they used to completely soak the entire audience with cheap*ss root beer. Not so awesome.
This is the second time I’ve had a moment of sheer fucking terror that my fiancee had a secret Facebook account that’s appeared on Lamebook.
Last time it was a crazy, incredibly-pissed off whore who was advertising her body on Facebook, this time it’s a mental clown.
Geez, Lamebook. You gotta stop scaring me like this.
Oh, sweetbabyjehsus… I wish I had this link handy…
Anyhow, there is a video out in the internetz somewhere that shows about 7 or 8 juggalettes moshing at an outdoor concert.
It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. One of them is about 400 lbs, all 7 dressed in equally terrible distressing outfits. It reminds my of Disney’s Fantasia: the scene where all the hippos are doing ballet. Except for ballet, these hippos are jiggling and losing their few remaining brain cells.
I hate ICP more than anything in the world. I’m sick of their stupid face paint, their stupid fucking Faygo, the fact that 99% of them are stupid fucking wiggers I don’t care that you are DOWN WID DA CLOWN you are all fat and worthless. It’s not 1996 any fucking more so can we please for the love of christ move the fuck on.
britishhobo- i’m from america and i’ve never heard of this before. maybe it’s in certain parts of the states?? i’m afraid to google it after the other posts from people who looked it up. i’m not sure i wanna know.
There are a lot of definitions at urbandictionary of Juggalo…
A group of horribly misguided whiggers who worship Psychopathic records and the originators of this putrid label- The Insane Clown Posse (also known as the “Insane Clown Pussies” or simply as “the fags”). Members often claim to be misunderstood and through this misunderstanding find reconciliation and commonality in the “Dark carnival.” This carnival is a theme often used on Insane Clown Posse’s records. In truth however, the main attraction for Juggalos is the disasterously awful and depraved music itself, which consists mainly of songs featuring such uplifting and profound subjects as: decapitation, stabbing, beating and of course killing. Traditions within this sect include: the dawning of evil clown makeup, spraying bottles of soda pop called “Faygo,” on other members, styling their hair in a manner best suited for circus chimps, attacking smaller or unarmed people with hatchets and knives, eating human fecal matter, shouting whoop whoop as a bozo rallying cry. Directionless, often drug addicted, many Juggalos experience a shift in priority as they reach an older age. This is most often triggered by a realization that they have spent a great deal of time and effort supporting the lowest dreggs of society and in doing so becoming not renegades, but in fact the systems version of a virtual jail house sissy.
I agree with ambachan, I’m all for mocking people mercilessly on LB, after all that’s the whole point of the site. Going out and trying to pierce the veil of pseudo-anonymity and finding out who they really are is crossing the line, though.
Meh. In my opinon is they already cut through the veil of anonymity when they put all this shit on the internet. I may have crossed some sort of line posting her myspace, but really, it’s a public myspace so she clearly doens’t care about her anonymity. You don’t have to click the link, though. Plus, she’s a Juggalo man, she doesn’t give a shit, dill with it.
Do I really have to go through this all again?
No one would be looking for this stupid bitch if you hadn’t put the link up there.
Let’s keep our derision of these people in the lamebook house, all nice and anonymous ok.
Now please excuse me, I’m not feeling the best, I have to go and throw up.
I don’t like the whole ‘tracing people from Lamebook and continung this’ thing. Just them appearing on the site and being (overdramatically) anonymously mocked by us is enough. We all know what happened last time someone got hold of contact deals. Everything got waaaaaaaaaay out of hand.
lol fig, while what you said may be true, look at it like this. If someone put a box on your dining room table, and said “You don’t have to open this.” What would you do? Leave it sitting there while everyone else in the room is peeking at it and talking about it’s contents?
Devin The Dude
As I Lay Dying
System Of A Down(old)
Lamb Of God
Smile Empty Soul
Puddle Of Mudd
Children Of Bodom
Bury Your Dead Michael Buble
It Dies Today(old)
Stick to Your Guns
School Girl Knife Fight
Steve Miller Band
The Black Dahlia Murder
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
All Shall Perish
See You Next Tuesday
The Red Chord
Silly Mama, listen to me, I’m feeling sick, got a day off work, and I’m concerned my weekend away of culture appreciation and drinking is going to be ruined by my current stomach ailment.
So please don’t make my nausea worse by showing me you’re another one of these stalker idiots that pop up here time and again.
Mercy please, I beg of you.
Sorry! I didn’t realize I was doing anything wrong since someone had already posted the link. I was just pointing out something funny that y’all may have missed. I’ll go back to my hiding spot now. *hangs head while shuffling away*
When I was a child, clowns scared the shit out of me. I later got over that fear when I realized that they are just queers. Anybody who prances around and wears makeup in public has to be right? But now that I have seen this, I am afraid of clowns again. Not to mention I am on the verge of throwing up. I love the fact that every curse word was spelled correctly aside from one, but she couldn’t even get proud right. That is a new one on me…prowed? I can’t help but to laugh at that one. I just pray that this woman cannot reproduce.
Oh and so we are clear and I don’t have to get on here again to defend myself. I am not gay bashing, nor would I. I have gay friends and respect them for who they are. It’s just not my cup of tea. So before I have any activist jump down throat, please look in a dictionary and get the FULL definition of the word queer.
The weird thing about ICP is, they claim they are Christians and used their music to relate to people. They made albums that were joker’s cards or something. On the last album in a song called, Unveiling they say that Juggalos are Christians, The clown is god, and the carnival is heaven.
The Dark Carnival acts as a way to remind people of the repercussions of their individual actions “in a language that today’s world will understand and listen to.” It denounces actions that members Bruce and Joseph Utsler stand against, including pedophilia, racism, bigotry, domestic violence, and sexual abuse. The themes of the Dark Carnival focus on death, morality, heaven, and hell.
According to Bruce, the reason that Insane Clown Posse’s lyrics featured profanity and references to violence and sex was because “That’s the stuff that people are talking about on the streets. [...] You have to interest them, gain their trust, talk to them and show you’re one of them. You’re a person from the street and speak of your experiences. Then at the end you can tell them God has helped me out like this and it might transfer over instead of just come straight out and just speak straight out of religion.”
Bruce also states that “The ending of the Joker Cards, the way we looked at it, was death. Heaven and hell. That’s up to each and every juggalo [to decide]. We’re not an ultra religious group. I don’t go to church or anything. I like to believe in God.”
Wow, I’m surprised that the juggalos/lettes haven’t found this posting. They swarmed Ugliest Tattoos, once they found out about ICP themed tattoos. Such f*cking morons. All you’d see was, “WHOOP WHOOP!” in every damn comment(not to mention terrible, misspelled ramblings).
Wow. this girl, and all of the people who are grouping all Juggalos/Juggalettes to be the same make me facepalm.
I am in the top 25% of my grade, have a 3.4 GPA, am a model student and very obedient to figures of authority. And yes, I am a Juggalette.
This chick, and I’ll admit about 95% of Juggalos give being a fan of ICP, Twiztid or Boondox a bad reputation.
I’m 17, and my fandom does not adhere my ability to use good grammar and have a little dignity.
If you want to believe every Juggalette is as dumb as this bitch is, then you are just as ignorant.