Steven is a bitch.
Filed under douchebaguettes, good call.
He knows how to get the ladies wet.
It can either be possibly happening, or possibly not happening. It can’t be both at the same time.
I want to know what does/does not happen.
Steve is proud/scared of being straight/gay and feels he can hide/show his emotions in the middle of the night like a scared/excited little boy/girl.
A post full of sound of fury, signifying nothing.
Jakke, it can be both – it just takes away the point of telling anyone. Everyone could say this as their status because there is SOME possibility of them getting a booty call and some possibility they won’t.
I can’t wait to find out the dénouement to this thrilling story! The suspense is killing me.
I may/may not have read this post but I feel strangely aroused/sleepy after doing/not doing so.
He probably blew his load prematurely. He’s thinking about it, too much.
Exposition of internal monologue only works on the stage. On Facebook updates, not so much.
A post full of sound of fury, signifying nothing
If there were a Comment of the Week contest, I’d nominate this.
Somehow I sense there was a pause of premature ejaculation before he continued with the “However, I am really UNEXCITED about the…”
Oh the anticipation of desperate sex.
The sad thing is that I used to write like that when I was 12. I thought it was funny.
I know a guy that says stuff like that all the time, except his idiocy is on twitter.
He won’t be getting his booty call now…
i think/feel that steve is a freak/fat bitch
At least he’s right no matter what happens.
I feel Steven coz Im waiting for the bootycall from my lamefatuation…Boz
Wow, quantum booty call! It may happen, it may not, you don’t know it before it’s done!
Lol yeah schrodinger’s booty call, he must be simultaneously excited and unexcited!
“schrodinger’s booty call”
The only comment that literally made me “LOL”.
@John hahahahaha shrodinger’s booty call
John bringing you for the first time ever….Quantum Comedy…..
He must’ve been trying to shag Schrodinger’s Twat.
@John, hahaha that was excellent
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