Well I know if I climbed Mt Everest I would wear my best yoga tights and take that kid – er I mean Sherpa- in the background for my guide. And to heck with hauling up any heavy oxygen tanks and such – those are for sissies.
I am trying to understand how anyone could ask a question as stupid as Sarah’s. I keep coming back to the theory that Mt. Everest is the only mountain she’s ever heard of, and therefore the only mountain in existance. This blows my mind.
Seriously one of the most pathetic people I’ve seen on all of lamebook, period.
Actually now that I’m thinking about this, what if Sarah’s actually an evil passive aggressive genius?
The caption boasts “ive climbed a mountain and had a baby, I CAN DO ANYTHING!”
Perhaps Sarah saw this and was like, “this bitch thinks she can do anything just because she climbed GROUSE MOUNTAIN?? I’m gonna take her down a peg or two.”
Her “ooo but still good” at the end reinforces this theory if read with dripping sarcasm.
That sounds so random…
“Oooh, you just climbed Mount Everest? And by the way, your nuts… *stops mid sentence*”
I wish to know what she didn’t share. What kind of nuts was it? Cashews? Almonds? And more importantly, what was going on with her nuts?
I can’t really tell which one had a kid. Possibly the one on the left? but she looks fantastic for just having a kid. I mean, you guys aren’t giving her enough credit. She climbed a mountain and had a baby, right then and there. Then she lost all the weight and taught the baby how to snap a photo.
You know, I had to scare everyone here, but there really are people out there as dumb as Sarah.
There is a girl in my class who sits in front of me. The girl next to her asked if she had written her final paper yet. “Sarah” said, “yeah, I wrote that a long time ago.” The other girl replied, “Oh? what did you write it on?” “Sarah” said, “Oh, you know just regular paper.”
I SWEAR TO GOD. I almost had to excuse myself because I was laughing so hard.
There was another time when we were passing around the sign in sheet. I sit in the last row. I passed the sign in sheet to the person sitting next to her, she passed it to her, and she passed it back to me. I said “oh no, it goes up.” She said what? I said UP! and she was like, huh? and then she tried passing it to me again, and then she tried passing it to the middle row and they pointed up, and she stood up and walked over and handed it to the teacher.
Which ever had the baby, she has my respect. I have had two kids and lost the weight with both of them. It is HARD to do that. So anyone who looks that good after having a baby, has earned looking that good.