Oh man, you’ll only go down on a girl if she shaves every so often? That’s some REAL freaky sex shit right there! You’re mental, mate! Man, I’ve seen some messed-up fetishes in my time, but that… ohh, that takes the biscuit…
So, the third one is really confusing and when I read it again I started thinking maybe the reason he doesn’t like it unshaved is because then he can’t tell if there’s more under the hair, like a penis? So if they’re not shaved then he can’t tell if it’s really a girl? But for that to make any sense WHAT so ever, which it doesn’t anyway, he needs to think penises are VERY small…
I think most of Jordan’s update is from rap lyrics… I recognize the first part “pussy in my mouth had me lost for words” is a Lil’ Wayne song. It seems to me like he must be a youngin’ the way his family is responding – or they just don’t understand how FB works
Parents yelling at their kids on FB is so funny to me.. I remember getting yelled at in the face – The world is so different now (only 10 years ago)
I’ve got to say, I side with Jordan on this one. If people don’t want to see every random sexual thought that pops into my filthy head then don’t fucking friend me on FB.
Wait, you can’t do that, because I’m not a narcissistic moron, and thus I don’t HAVE FB. But the point remains: unfriend them if you don’t want to hear about them eating what might possibly have been Mexican pussy, which might possibly have been unshaved. Facebook is meant to replicate hanging with friends, not being at a formal banquet with your grandparents and parents.
1 & 2 were Lolworthy, even if stolen. Shawn made me laugh.
#3 was just ridiculous! Umm, fake perhaps? The family is just a little TOO upset yet coherent about it. A more realistic reaction would be something like “Boy WTF is wrong witchu?!! I don’t wanna see this shit!” And if he was that young, I KNOW there would be a “You’re grounded!” somewhere. *shrugs*
@#17-mad2 I’m with you on that one! No matter who my friends are I would not freak out or be disgusted by any of them posting something like Jordan did. Except for, in his case, I can’t even fucking READ it. So I would just shrug it off and move on. That’s just me though. I occasionally post some odd stuff (sexual, profane, violent, politically/religiously opinionated, etc) on my FB as well (though I do have young nieces/nephews friended whom I try to respect) and if my family/friends don’t like it…then either shrug it off like I would or fucking delete me. If that’s enough to bother you then I could give a shit. xP
BTW, finally thought I’d say “Hi everyone!” Long time lurker. One time poster. (haha) Lost my pw for a long time and was too lazy to retrieve it. ‘Til now for some odd reason.
I tend to forget about LB for a while then check up on it every week or two until I run into the posts that I remember seeing already. lol. So, there will be periods where I’m non-existent then periods where I’m suddenly very active…then dead again for a while.
Also, be forewarned that Keona now has some competition for the place of Biggest Female Pervert on Lamebook (damn I hope it’s a girl?).
Excuse me if I sounded cocky but it was mainly an excuse to use the all-too-obvious Jordan reference. OK now I deserve to be a victim of LB my damn self I’m sure… Oh well!
@curlybap it is a shame. Damn mood swings.. I am a bit nuts. But I’m a safe nutter. Not a Charles Manson nutter. I don’t ever hurt myself or anyone when it happens. I just rage masturbate and rage fuck and Hulk rage a punching bag.
@Shelley, ah, so you were in my ranks of my pervert lurker army as well then? You’ve made me proud, soldier. Knock ‘em dead!
Competition, eh? We’ll see about that Yes, I’m a girl.