I don’t think anyone’s silly enough to make-up something like this, T. And, Beatus, are you fucking serious? I can’t imagine what you were thinking when you thought it would be funny to spat out that clever little gem…you were giggling to yourself when you were typing that out weren’t you?…”oh, hehe, I’m beatus, dis is funnei”….but yeah…I’m full of shit, you did good boy, cuz I shirley lol’d when I read it! Now I must hang my head in shame
Hangin’ in shame cuz it usually takes a lot more to get a chuckle outta me over here on Lamebook…and you somehow managed to pull that shit off with a cheap ass pun by the second post. Smile was my way of saying thank you without actually dropping to that level and ACTUALLY saying it…so fuck…now you’ve unintentionally tricked me twice, either that or I managed to put my proverbial foot in my mouth, again…I’m screwed if this shit ever becomes public. I know what’s coming next, so, fuck you people that are gonna have some smart ass shit to say about this ahead of time. YOU other pricks know who you are!
No, see, the problem her is for someone reason I’m actually completely sober, tonight. I have to lay off the harder shit and stick with the occasional drink, between that and all the time I’ve spent outside performing manual labor/demo/renovations to a friends house my mind seems to be slipping a bit. I do need to get my system cleaned up so I can start going to a legit doctor again and get my “meds” legaly…can’t do that if I’m all marked up and shit…Now I feel bad for mixing the names up…sorry mates! Nails? Retirement? HELL, it sounds like a PARTY to me! lez go, I’m down!
Missin’ that freshly shorn monkey scrotum are we? Is it ok if I just shave around the base this time? I was figurin’ on growin’ it out a couple inches and goin’ for the spikey mohawk landing strip look leading down to my beautiful shaft!