Wednesday, November 17, 2010

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I knew it was only a matter of time till the Q and A trend hit LB.

  2. Rachael, you made me laugh, but I’d like more information to truly appreciate your story.

  3. Some one in my feed is doing the Q&A thing. It’s already old.

  4. Ah that’s the first time I’ve seen the Q&A thing. I’m sure it won’t be long before all my friends are doing it too. I hope they’re all as good as this one! Sonia – at least it didn’t go up your nose too. Very unpleasant.

    I love how Victoria wasn’t sure whether she’d named Patrick’s dick. Haha she must have been in a right state. Just the way imamofo would like it I’m sure.

  5. How did getting cum in her eye and ear make Sonia gag?

  6. Patrick must have been crashing down on Victoria’s twat, with his big booming cock. Before that, he had her rolling his balls in her mouth, whilst trolling her unshaved south.

  7. Ironic .. my penis’ name is Victoria.

    hm

  8. Wow, is it just me, or is anybody else sick of seeing Keona trying to be funny and failing miserably?

    It actually makes me cringe…

  9. Wow, is it just me, or is anyone else sick of trolls that attack people who are minding their own business, and just trying to comment on the post like everyone else?

    It actually makes me vomit in my mouth…

  10. I can’t believe Sonia had time to gag. I’d be busy screaming in pain while dousing eyedrops and jabbing q-tips in my ear.

  11. As a courtesy, I carry moist towelettes and 5 gallon pail of warm soapy water … and a washcloth.

  12. @10
    I think you have cum mixed up with sulfuric acid.

  13. It’s ok though, I make the same mistake almost everyday as my job as a chemist…..it’s lead to some strange lab results.

    (not actually a chemist)

  14. @Pack:

    It isn’t just you.

  15. Some scared people in here…

  16. Wow, is it just me or does purple and orange make brown?

  17. I named my penis Hephaestus. Because he limps and is impotent in the face of the other gods.

  18. Mine is Cyclopes, the one-eyed Giant that forges thunderbolts (I make sure I scream “thunderbolt” when aiming).

  19. Ah, I fail, the video said “Lightning bolt”, not Thunderbolt :(

  20. Wow, is it just me?

  21. I find it odd that Sonia didn’t mind me shitting in her mouth. (It’s possible that’s not the same Sonia.)

    I would like to see Rachael’s “O don’t puke” face and grandmother’s reaction to it. “Don’t be alarmed, dear, we all have meat curtains, as my Sol used to call them.”

    Unlisted occupation: Victoria is a tattoo artist.

  22. Ah, poor Keona (and me). We can’t all be Walters or Soups or fletches. Thinking is so hard when your head is full of weed and Famous Grouse.

  23. Sonya I apologise.

    My cock is named Gary Glitter because it likes to fuck children.

    Orrr for the people out there who don’t like paedo jokes

    My cock is named Jehovah Witness because it always knocks on the back door…but mainly on a Sunday.

  24. @ 23, since when do Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on the back door? What the hell kind of house do you have where they can’t figure out where the front door is?

  25. @automaton – Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that if they knock on the front door of a potential convert, Satan will lick their genitals with his fiery tongue of profanity for eternity, whilst reaming out their sinning anus with his trident cock of fury.

    I have the kind of house that police watch and would love to investigate.

  26. @valid dicktorian I never claimed to have awesome humour. I’m not here to impress or entertain any of these troll fucks. Just here to comment like everyone else. Sometimes I like to take the serious stick out of my ass, and try a witty joke.

    If they think I’ll run off and cry or go away because they don’t like me, then I’ll have to disappoint them. What kind of pussy wanker seriously stops coming to a site from being attacked? It’s all just typed words.

    Except that suicidal bitch from way back. Well..actually, perhaps we know why she didn’t come back after.

    ~This message has been brought to you by the Piss Off Wankers Foundation of America. Have a nice day.

  27. @soup
    That was quite possibly the greatest statement ever made in history.

  28. Imamofo you are epic! :D

  29. Keona let it go already. You have the longest statements on here for the love of god. and you always seem to get your feelings hurt. urgh.

  30. Sonia’s a pussy (no pun intended). I’ve gotten it in my eye, my ear, and up my nose. Only getting it in my nose bothered me. Feels weird.

  31. ironyispredictable

    @seddah
    well aren’t you just freakin’ awesome

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