Leebo, no, not Turkish (don’t listen to him). It’s probably a merging of 2 names, like Bennifer or Brangelina. Who knows? With a name like that, the person is most likely a dick, or in this case, a vagina (I don’t use the C word, not on paper, anyway).
git, ok. I’ll give you a pass, just like I do Dawn French.
Ok Wordy of my heart. I actually googled the name Tobiash rather than just taking a wild stab in the dark and the results were a Belly-Dancing teacher and an author of a book of Turkish legends, so extrapolating from that, admittedly limited, data I deduced turkish or middle eastern.
Get back on thon the pool table with your boots and soap and behave.
Huh. So it is. Short for Christopher, that makes sense. Tobiash, though? And for a girl?
I figure since it’s Friday night (and I’m on fucking Lamebook, that’s depressing) and there’s not gonna be a new post till Monday… anybody seen that Social Network movie yet? Going to go see it Sunday. Heard it’s amazing, which it will be as long as it doesn’t include an hour and a half of people sitting in front of their computers typing mindless jokes about Twilight and Justin Bieber. Also Jesse Eisenberg’s alright.
~Laura, you poke under you find a spot that feels WAY better than anywhere else inside.
~Glandon, I’m jealous. I’ve had whole body shaking ones, but never ones that made my spine feel as if were coming out of my vagoo. Touche.
~Katrina gets a free skip turn card.
~@jayne #3, I agree, I would like one for a day or two as well, not only to see why it’s so cool, but also to smack things around with it. Finding a midget house and flipping their light switches on and off would be an interesting job. Heck, I do switches with my “girls” sometimes. Kinda fun.
Ashley..I hate you. I just ate. Usually NOTHING can sicken me..but…ugh. Here, give me your disgusting babies cord that we both now loathe so much, so I can tie you up with part, and smack you in the face with the other.
This is an open invitation for all LB members to join the festivities.
Hey Hobo, since it’s friday night and i’m on lamebook (very depressing i agree) and there is no new posts until monday … i need a clue as to where you fuck off to over the weekend (my stalking skills are shocking!)
I think there’s a slight difference between posting what you had for lunch and shouting “Hey world, I just did my fiancee up the arse!” As a general rule, if I wouldn’t say it in everyday conversation I don’t say it on FB
git, I wish more people would say stuff like that on my Facebook. Much, much more fun. I don’t care if you’ve just eaten a biscuit. I don’t care if you’re tired etc. Make it interesting. It’s waaaay too PC for my liking, and therefore, I rarely, if ever, write a status. I prefer to comment on others. Stir ‘em up a bit. It’s won me a lot of “friends”, but lost a few, too. I don’t care.
Wordpervert, if I used FB that is the sort of thing I would post. That or actual interesting shít. Like ‘Fück, I just got bit by a rat again!’ Or esoteric math crap that no one cares about, like ‘Mapping class groups don’t have property (T)!’
I would not, however, discuss my actual sexual activities. I’d be fine with discussing those of others, however.
Oh and I don’t think private messages on LB would be nearly as much fun as making a public äss of myself. And watching everyone else do the same.
mad2, now that’s the Facebook spirit. I don’t discuss sex, myself, well, not in a status, but I’ve no problem bringing it up in other people’s. The rare occasions I do write my own shit, I try to make it fun and full of double meaning. Most like it (I think), but like I said, I’ve no doubt people drop off my list, as well. Care factor = zero.
But Soup, you missed out on me talking Junebug, Wordpervert, Saffer and Keona into mass girl-on-girl action on a pool table last night (They think it was their idea but I planted the seed as it were)
I was surprised you were nowhere to be seen then.
Curlybap, you’re new to this stalker stuff aren’t you? You need to be more persistent. It’s gone 1.15am here, the old boy is probably asleep building his energy for another full day ranting and foaming at the mouth, shouting at bloody kids to get off his lawn tomorrow.
Ahem, git. The pool table thing was mass’s bril idea, not yours. I’ll give you the orgy thing, but that’s been done to death on Lamebook, baby (not lately, though). Time to come up with something else. Put your clearly intelligent mind to work on that one and get back to me.
Pantycolds, ever hear of vaginismus, or penis captivus? Well, apparently dogs can get that too. And being that the dog was tied up at the time, all the twitching in the world wasn’t getting me to the computer.
I used to think the comments by the ‘regulars’ were outstandingly comedic. Now you all carry on a conversation amongst yourselves that has absolutely nothing to do with the original post(s). Holy steaming pile of dog shit on a Sunday morning breakfast table either make me laugh, and I mean a hearty guffaw, in regard to the original post(s), or STFU.
And in fact the legal age for sex in Scandanavia is like 15.
Which makes sense in a lot of ways, really. Once a person has completed puberty I can’t see a reason to ban sexual intercourse with those who have also completed puberty. America is just a country built by and for puritans.
@twinkletwinkle, you see the thing is that this, if you haven’t noticed, is the internetz. Meaning that if you don’t feel like reading our conversations, go somewhere else. We don’t need to oblige you.
And June, I’m 25, nearly 26. I would never have pegged you at 17 if that makes you feel better. Really I can’t tell the age of anyone here. Everyone is that brilliant mix of mature opinions mixed with total assholishness.
I know how you feel though. My wife and I both went to college when we were 16, and I at least never told people my age (at least not until I had gotten to know them).
Twinkle, I have to second june’s statement. Although I _know_ I’m not of the outstanding comedians whom you are now so disappointed in.
Pedantic, I don’t think it is rape if you are consenting like that…
twinkletwinkle, I apologise if I’ve been letting you down of late, but you must admit the posts have been pretty bad, and there has not been much to work with. The thread always starts with comments about the post, but these perverts (not me) then put it into a downward spiral.
But hey, you were probably not including me in the bunch, so disregard everything I just said.
word, I have never heard what women get in their pants called ‘jizz.’ I wasn’t saying she couldn’t cream her pants. But ‘jizz’ is, at least in my experience, restricted to that which is produced by the male.
mad2, I’ll say it again – in a slightly different way. No, we do not produce semen, but women can (some of the lucky ones) produce a fluid (not vaginal lubrication) during an orgasm (sometimes a lot). You’re right, though, we don’t call it “jizzing”, but you get the picture. Don’t you?
I just wasted like 15 min scanning through this conversation. But now I want my own group of mysterious strange people pretending to be other strange and mysterious people’s on the internets talking about the naughties…
Oh hush about that. You aren’t jailbait. Not in your country or in mine. Anyway, there’s no new posts on here at the weekend but, if you get bored, email me pedanticoldgit (at) gmx (dot)com. It’s not my main email so if it gets spammed from here I don’t care.
i can’t view those links at work, but i hope one of them was norwegian wood. beautiful song.
june, one day you’ll realise that philosophy is for jerks. having said that, i do quite like hume. ‘a wise man’s kingdom is his own breast.’ or something like that.
if you like enlightenment philosophy, you should read l’Encyclopédie. or if you can’t manage such a weighty tome, try anonisgayisgay and yoink‘s collaborative pocketsize précis. i think it’s oxford university press.
I love how when people get bored they eventually move to sex.
At least that’s what happens when my fiance and I are bored, and apparently when Lamebookers are bored (At least I’m pretty sure that’s where this went, this is a tl;dr kind of comments section).
I was wondering when you’d weigh in on all of this, alord. I do love Norweigan Wood, but the song I posted was Girl and wordy’s was Eight Days A Week.
I like what I’ve read of philosophy so far, bearing in mind that I’ve only just started. Maybe the dislike comes later.
Been trying to get my hands on l’Encyclopédie, but we don’t exactly have a reading culture down here so bookstores have only the bare minimum. Sigh. Got the anonisyoink one though, it’s being handed out at supermarkets. The language is a bit highbrow for me.
As far as I remember, Wallace is that guy who interrupted his friends who were making sexual innuendos about fast food, by pointing out that the stuff they were saying about food could possibly be misconstrued to be about sex.
I also missed a lot by being absent for 24 hours… Junie is a baby! Meg was sent packing in tears! Wow!
Hobo, I just saw The Social Network. It’s not artistic, intellectual, or smart or anything. It’s just a story (a not bad story) with a good score. It’s worth seeing for that, and because it’s about facebook. I feel like a heard animal now for having a fb account (no that’s not giving away anything)
And bout the post: Johna (is that a woman?) and Ashely made me throw up. Not kidding. I just want to reach into the screen, pull them both out, and bitch slap them for:
A)thinking I want to hear about their babies jerkies,
B)putting me off the possibility of having kids of my own someday
TwinkleTwinkle is a dipshit. I enjoy reading all your commentary more than the actual posts. There should be a website dedicated to your bantering. I love it. Also, I threw up a little at the umbilical cord thing. Not gonna lie.
Pedant, natural selection unfortunately favours whatever gets a species procreating, not intelligence.
June, you should read Whitehead’s Process and Reality. And Pink’s stuff on free will. All the philosophy you need for ontology and epistemology.
Then read Nietzsche because it is high quality entertainment.
@Pedant (can’t decide what to call you yet) i also hate baby daddy and baby momma …. but you know what’s worse? the whole “we’re pregnant” which i’ve heard from a friend recently. We are not pregnant – I’M pregnant. There’s a baby growing inside ME. MY hormones are up the left. I’M the one being sick and going mental. I’M the one getting fat and never going to get that flat stomach back. ME, ME, ME …. it’s all about ME!
I think people who commit these crimes against language should be put in a large bag and beaten with sticks until all that remains is a pulpy mass. “Baby Momma” get in the bag! “WE’re pregnant” get in the bag!! “I’m lovin’ it” “I know, right” “Who knew?” “On so many levels” “Just sayin’” bag, Bag, BAg, BAG, FUCKING BAG!!!
My future baby momma is pregnant right now, and although I originally intended to follow modern day feminist protocol by saying “we’re pregnant,” you will all be happy to know I was not once able to say it and it always came out as “hey momma, my future baby momma pregnant!!” My momma was also very traditional with her skeptical reply, “It yours?”
lmao Look I don’t care if chat rooms ARE so 1998! They are more convenient for trolling, stalking, and passing around sexual innuendos.
I’m too lazy to go to that juggalo post + I don’t wanna see that guys ugly mug again… SO Anything else happen with “Meg” or whatever? Did you guys really send her packing? I doubt it – the smart thing for her to do would be to never look at these comments again, but I bet she’s out there right now stalking through the pages! She’s probably refreshing every five minutes for new posts.. Biting her lip, wanting to respond to this comment!
Valenya23, oh, she might be gone for the moment, but she’ll be back… in another guise, or, continue to comment in one of the others she is already, that, as yet, she hasn’t admitted to being. She’s been a busy girl, you know – playing many roles… MEG, thequeen, and, her “roommate”. And that’s just for starters. But I reckon there’s more…
Eh, she can comment under any name she wants to, but it won’t matter. I’ll spot that nut a mile away.
So… on topic post: Cumming your spine sounds very, very painful, for a variety of reasons. ‘Before that, it felt like a large, key portion of my skeletal structure was torn out of place and ripped out through my dick!’
Oh and I do agree with #219.
Maybe the posters on lamebook should do what our parents taught us to do with ppl we didn’t like or whatever when we were kids. -> Ignore them, they will get bored and go away
Oh and off topic, I actually think I have a post that LAMEBOOK would totally use!!! Because they didn’t want to use my funny “Guess the Boobs” pictures I sent them maybe I’ll send them this *HILARIOUS* type-o post I saw this morning, it could be titled “Damn those smart phones!! They can’t spell for anything HA HA”
Here it is:
Jason A- ”Women have feelings…they come from their overies.”
7 hours ago via Facebook for Android
Tammie M- Ovaries, dear.
4 hours ago · LikeUnlike
Jason A- I know how it’s spelled. My phone doesn’t, though.
2 hours ago · LikeUnlike
OMG you guys isn’t that SO funny and lame… I mean I actually lol’d
I miss pms. It’s so much better than “I can’t bend over.” “I can’t get up.” “I miss mcdonalds sundaes.” “ow” “ow” “I’m having a contraction” “the baby is kicking my spine” “ow” “can you go buy me some granny panties and super absorption pads?” “ow” and the worst one “I hope you realise our lives will never be the same.” oh really? well at least I can still see my toes little miss know it all. I changed a diaper once. It’s not that hard.
I really missed why everybody seems to hate this MEG girl. All I saw was her talking about how some people might regret having sex ages ago, and then after that I could just never be bothered to read any of the massive comment arguments.
I believe MEG had some idea to the effect that all teenage mothers are irresponsible and she hates them with an intensity most people reserve for hating, say, the genetically-constructed combination of Hitler, Stalin, and Caligula.
Why this opinion resulted in such a lengthy flame war is beyond me, but I don’t pretend to understand why things happen on teh internets.
June, are you saying you would get right on reading Whitehead and Pink? Because otherwise, I am terribly confused…
It dates back to late July, more specifically July 27th I think (cos that’s when I came back onto lamebook and that was one of the first things I saw). I can’t be bothered to go back and find the link… Is there anything else happening in the world besides MEG? She’s stepped down off her pedestal, let her be.and good point about that Valenya.
Is your wife preggers Sobchak? My deepest sympathy to you both. Couriering Carnations and a card your way. Don’t forget to grace us with mention of it’s poop and dried up umbilical cord!
Yeah, yeah. I have already posted photos on facebook of my (unborn) baby’s name tattooed across my back. But my baby (with her ultrasound profile pic) commented on the photo telling me her name is not actually Laqusha, it’s Laqueefa, and that I spelled Laquisha wrong anyway.