Damnit DanR. First of all, I made that comment because I thought it was funny. I needed funny today, because yesterday I lost my hand. My RIGHT hand. As my name suggests, I am the master of porn, but I can no longer enjoy pornvideos. And here you are, making fun of my name and my hand, which i no longer have!
Secondly, I don’t have a left arm either. This means I can’t go lefty while watching porn. I am left with a hardass boner, and you’re mocking me. I’ll have you know that I donated my left arm to my father who had his arm amputated because of fingercancer that had spread up close to his schoulder.
I am typing this with my hard-on. So, again, Damn you DanR.
“Did u bite ur thumb at me fag” 2002 was a great year for Shakespeare. Boy that brings back good memories! You roxor! “Wtf were u doin” “mackin!” “Omg n00b he’s a montague” and Pm27 why the fuck would you do that? Really? Man up and carve some new appendages out of wood like I did, but knoweth however, that my prosthetic is always going to be superior…and the story of how it was unjustly taken from thee, much cooler. If thou somehow doubt this, landlubber, I’d be glad to undue my trousers and whip out my chap to prove my dominance. Hopefully you take my word on this. I wouldn’t want to embarrass such a foolish perpetually flaccid small dicked poodle hatin’ drunkard such as yerself by show’n off me massive cock, and all t’ neato things I can do w’it! (you practically admitted to your hobbit sized noodle yourself by being able to type so well with it….and we all know ‘ere, that any man wit’ a respectably sized erect penis would be bashin’ ‘is keys all over t’ place should they attempt t’ type wit’ it!),