Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Sexy Singles

previous post: Parent Trapped



  1. apparently, I’m first

  2. Please tell me 2wmba does not mean Toowoomba. I don’t want to be living in the same country as these crazy skanks.

  3. 2wmba is a typo for 2wnba, as in her booty call involved 2 WNBA players. She’s into manly-looking women.

  4. Tasha has kids??? Oh no….I feel so bad for them.

  5. Hahaha, I hope it is Toowoomba, bogan capital of the world!

  6. Tasha was “in a relationship” less than four weeks after meeting someone on an online dating site. Maybe she should just start punching cops and become a Scientologist to fully drive home the point that she’s not very good at making life choices.

  7. Sensible FTW, again

  8. “WHORE!!!!!!! isnt it fun??!!!!??”

    Hahahaha! That’s a win!

  9. I hope the kids have internet and reading this site so that they can hate her more and know that i am rooting for them. Also, the first post confused me, i didnt know which one was the father or which one was the son

  10. It is Toowoomba. *Shudders*

  11. Does Nykki think she was having her booty call in the car during the school run? :S Or am I increasingly slow?
    Usually it’d be the second, but then again her name IS Nykki.

  12. I feel mean.

  13. I had to google Toowoomba, sorry lol. Alex reminds me of that guy who cut of his penis and threw it at the cops.

  14. but punching cops is a good life choice.
    bogans FTW!

  15. GrammaticalErrors

    I read it as Toowoomba, which means she probably used to live there as she now misses that booty call. That makes me think she now probaby lives in Brisbane as half the population of Toowoomba has moved to Brisbane. So not only the same country but probably the same city as me…..oh the shame!

  16. Soup, you rock

  17. Alex if you’re hot, then I’m ready.

  18. What’s Tasha’s email, I wanna random her. I just picked up a fresh box of wine.

  19. Nothing wrong with boxed wine when your on a tight budget. Mmmm, Franzia! Brings back memories.

  20. ee, between the tequila and the boxed wine, I’m surprised you can remember much at all ha!

  21. @wordpervert

    Is it really that easy? I’m going to have to start using that line out at the bar. Man, I’m going to be swimming in poon.

  22. Soup, hot and hard, I don’t need much else.

  23. I would give you the best 30 seconds of your life.

  24. That’s more than some guys give, Soup.

  25. You know, we could be pornstars for the pathetic set. Kind of like how whenever a heavyset model is featured in a magazine, everyone celebrates because that’s what a “real” woman looks like? We could be the fat girl of porn. I would be a hero to the premature ejaculators of the world.

  26. lol word, about 3 years of my life are really hazy!

    Soup, don’t underestimate yourself… again. Haven’t we already been down this road with you? All 3 of us… last week? Cheer up butter cup, I’m sure you can go a whole minute!

  27. eenerbl

    No, last time it was about my impotence and tiny penis. How can I love you if you don’t pay attention to what I’m saying?

  28. No way, Soup baby, there will be no sad, fat porn on my watch.
    Only hotness, and I’m sure ee fits that bill more than adequately as well.

  29. I don’t believe you’re inadequate for a minute, Soup.
    I’ve been wrong before though.

  30. Damn skippy! Although word, I am curious as to what Soup looks like naked?

  31. I just got a mental picture of you.. what was it, mushroom in a forest? Did I get that right?

  32. Yes ee, do tell, Mr Soup…

  33. Go on Soup…

  34. Even if he doesn’t give it up to us ee, all I know is I love eating mushrooms.

  35. ha ha, wonder what species of fungi he’s got going on down there? I’m guessing Portobello, and he’s just talking himself down.

  36. Ladies, ladies. The truth is, yes, I’m like a Greek god in reality. But that’s not funny. Since I can’t deliver my cock over wifi, I’d rather make you laugh.

  37. Greek god huh? hum… what ya packing there Soup?

  38. I’ve said it before, but funny man gets me off too, ya know.

  39. We’re a horny bunch we are.

  40. You guys are familiar with Hephaestus, right?

  41. I just got a new toy word, if Soup doesn’t man up, I may have to take matters into my own hands.

    How dare he leave us all hot and bothered, wondering about his godness and mushroom!

  42. The god of technology?

  43. Am now Soup.
    Your hotness level just went up a notch.

  44. The ugly gimpy god who Zeus forced Aphrodite to marry.

    Hey, why is it all on me? You have the new toy, why don’t you let us see it in action?

  45. Soup.. If you have a six pack like that guy, I think both word and I would jump you! And I’m still wondering about the god of technology? If you were, wifi wouldn’t stand in the way of us and your cock! Just saying.

  46. I must have read the wrong blurb on that God.
    And I agree, Soup, ee should share, cos I really, really like to watch.

  47. Soup, it’s up to you to get me worked up enough to enjoy my new toy. So go to it…

  48. word, I’m seeing a pattern with us.

  49. Three way please xx

  50. It’s a good pattern ee, don’t mess with perfection.

  51. word, it’s a shame we live on different continents :(

  52. So true ee, but we both have vivid imaginations, and sometimes it’s all the talking about it that makes for fun later!

  53. Soup, eenerbl and wordpervert… I’m kind of in love with you three.

  54. Audible, are you a chick?

  55. lol! To vivid sometimes!

  56. Aww, Audible, are you horny too?

  57. Audible, there’s always room for one more.

  58. Affirmative on the female part, but let me clarify: I am in love with your horny nerdy-ness, and would much rather to continue to read it than to participate. Is that alright?

  59. Go for it.

  60. Fab!

  61. You guys want some Halloween Soup?

  62. I’ve never been described as nerd before, but I’ll take it as a compliment then.

  63. Halloween Soup? I think you may have lost me.

  64. It is!

  65. Sorry word, I am a nerd. :( All those illusions shattered away huh?

  66. eenerbl

    My fabulous Halloween costume. I know you want more, but the wangtasticness that is my cock does not currently exist on the internet.

  67. Thanks Audible, I hear ya! And you’re a nerd in a very good way ee.

  68. Alright, I’ll have some Halloween Soup, especially since it’s the all I can get.

  69. I’m not a nerd, I work in conthtruction:

  70. Soup, every time you say cock, well, I just love that word, and I love the object even more.
    I’m alone right now, and it’s driving me a little sex crazy good sir!

  71. Oh my God! That’s amazing!

  72. The flannel tops it off!

  73. I love Halloween. Especially since it’s a time I can cock the cock and get some candy, cock the shit out of it, and have a beer to cock the whole night off.

  74. I do like my tradespeople on the kinky side.
    Good legs too.

  75. I’m a leg girl.

  76. I’m now sufficiently cocked up, I have to leave now and relieve myself, followed by an afternoon nap.

  77. Beyond tools in the tool belt, I had a Sarah McLachlan CD, a tampon, and the book Wicked. I like my costumes to be complete to the last detail.

  78. I think those shorts did it for me word!

    Anyways, I’m off. I have a book to read (nerd alert) and a glass of wine to finish.

    word, Soup. As always a pleasure!

  79. I’m spent, thank you to you both.

  80. Ha! I wore the bitches out. That’s a first.

  81. Aww Soup… I wish you wore me out. Alas, it’s after midnight for me, and I work a 9-5 job. I need sleep.(And I have to finish my glass of wine :) and go to bed.)

  82. eenerbl , soup and word

    I love and hate you guys for making me read all your comments this early in the morning

    So now i am horny and annoyed and my secretary is giving me strange looks

    Should i jump her or make her suffer my wrath ?

  83. Jump her!

  84. “wangtasticness”. Yes. Yes, indeedy.

  85. …wow.

    Nice job, guys :P

  86. le sigh….. lame.

  87. Maybe I should look at lamebook outside of work… hmmm. I miss all the good, late night conversations.

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